biker......what do you do to them??????

I do them like a biker ya know

Your pic is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh lee don't make me go into cynical mode. I do a great cynical angry repeatedly broken heart woman.

Ok, I won't....please dont do the cynical whiney woman thing...

I have a freind. He is a computer genious. He was one of the first and foremost hackers. He made some people mad. When you're on the front page of the usa today looking at 25 years federal prison time you made someone mad. Anyway he cut a deal with the feds and did two years and still let him play with his computers.(he owns his own repair shop) anyway he built a box virus. Its funnier than hell. Called the sponge bob virus. Send it to a stalker. It commands your computer to melt. It commands your hard drive to speed up from 7000 rpms to 25000 rpms. Your hard drive sounds like a jet taking off before it smokes and dies. The last thing your computer screen sees before it dies is spongebobs smiling face. New computer time.

Really! Well, move on bra!

So when my freind programmed my portable and put expansions and storage in it he hands me a box of spongebob cereal. I look at him funny. He says "there's a prize in that cereal box!" I open it, dig through the cereal to find my prize computer chip. He says "only use it in emergencies. Get caught we will deny knowing you!" then he starts dancing around singing the 'mission impossible' theme. Da da da da da da da da doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo. Da da.

huh!

really then!

Only used it once. A freind called me wanted me to come over check out her computer. She was on a site much like this and was being stalked by a monster stalker f er. He had power. She would block him. He would go right through the blocker and pop right back up. She would put up a wall and he would go through it like a knife through butter. This guy was mean and nasty. He sent cookies. He invaded her functions. He really hijacked her pc and thought he was a tough guy. Mean and nasty filthy comments. Yup we baited him. Here fishy, fishy. Cmon fishy fishy take the bait. Slowly slide the sans chip in and upload spongebob. Her computer snapped back to life just like a lightning bolt. His melted in screaming dying agony. Never heard from butthole again. He's like darth vadar saving his pennies so he can get a new pc and conquer the world.

Yep i've been stalked before...as many of you know I had to get a protection order against my ex. I got tired of his crap and kicked him out last feb. He threatened me that if he ever caught me with anyone else then we'd regret it. He now can't have any form of firearms or deadly weapons. He has even a new name on jsh and had been writing poems about me but leaving my name out..i know who he was talking about.

So she's all happy, kissing me and my computer genious buddy. Everyones jumping around and she's like "thank you kook skyskwaulker, you've saved my universe!" he's. Like in his best john wayne "no problem princess louis. Just doin what any real cyber man would do." and we all ate pizza and lived happily ever after. The end.

My computer genious buddy has technology that noone has seen yet. Let me tell you folks there's some cool stuff coming out in our future.

My buddy has live google earth and when we are out drinking in one of my freinds yards he will take satellite pictures of us at 500 feet. Then sends us the picture over the net with the caption "hey you guys are drinking and partying and you didn't invite me?"

Then my one freind gets mad and says "you're spying on us! What do you see now? And we all run out in the yard and give the finger to the sky. 5 minutes later he pps e mails a picture of us flipping him off from outer space. Now that's funny!

huh!