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do you want to date tonight?
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welcome newbie.....dont hold your breath man it might take longer than one night....
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i wanna be go to date but no partner.. ;(
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i wanna be go to date but no partner.. ;( 
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do you want to date tonight? On this website, you are supposed to say, "I have abs." 
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do you want to date tonight? No thank you. Im washing my hair... |
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Edited by
stan_147
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Wed 12/10/14 11:39 AM
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I have a previous engagement with some roofing nails, an electric staple gun and some Henry's. Any ladies skilled at cake decorating and available for a couple hours this afternoon? (Applying Henry's black patch in a tube is similar to applying frosting on the edge of the cake) Cannot be afraid of heights or possibly breaking a nail. Must not be offended by colorful metaphors, as I might hit my thumb with the hammer. 
In exchange, I will offer your choice of either my homemade (from scratch) pizza, or my special recipe fried chicken. A tasty salad of mixed greens, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, mushrooms and Parmesan cheese with a Champagne dressing and fresh raspberries and handwhipped cream for dessert. Ed: OK, that last line reads a little dirtier than intended, I actually bought one of those spring loaded twirly whisks that they advertise on late night TV and sell at the county fair. It was $8 on eBay with free shipping and no tax. The little bugger is awesome. Add froth to your cappuccino with ease. A little milk, a dash of sugar and about 30 seconds and you got a whipped topping without all the fat. A dash of milk and 30 seconds and you have super fluffy scrambled eggs or omelettes. |
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No. I have a previous engagement with some roofing nails, an electric staple gun and some Henry's. Any ladies skilled at cake decorating and available for a couple hours this afternoon? (Applying Henry's black patch in a tube is similar to applying frosting on the edge of the cake) Cannot be afraid of heights or possibly breaking a nail. Must not be offended by colorful metaphors, as I might hit my thumb with the hammer.
In exchange, I will offer your choice of either my homemade (from scratch) pizza, or my special recipe fried chicken. A tasty salad of mixed greens, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, mushrooms and Parmesan cheese with a Champagne dressing and fresh raspberries and handwhipped cream for dessert. Just my luck I'm stuck in Texas! 
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Lol dude I love your joke, that was the best reply so far XD
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