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Since emboldened ("Oh Come Hither") outright solicitation seems to be En Vogue these days, I gots to have me a woman!
Possessive, jealous, clingy, fear of abandonment tendencies are a definite plus. You see, I have a lazy eye and I think the conflict would be hilarious! If you are overly demanding, prefer a man who is, or are a free spirit about it...we can work out a schedule. If you really, really want an overly domineering man...I can do that...PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! SO , anyway YO, if you want some DEEP, intense, soulful convo,..... ....jus hit me up Shorty! 
PEACE! |
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lmao
Wish I'd have put something like that in my profile, brilliant |
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Since emboldened ("Oh Come Hither") outright solicitation seems to be En Vogue these days, I gots to have me a woman! Possessive, jealous, clingy, fear of abandonment tendencies are a definite plus. You see, I have a lazy eye and I think the conflict would be hilarious! If you are overly demanding, prefer a man who is, or are a free spirit about it...we can work out a schedule. If you really, really want an overly domineering man...I can do that...PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! SO , anyway YO, if you want some DEEP, intense, soulful convo,..... ....jus hit me up Shorty!
PEACE! I think you should get a handle on your expectations. Maybe start with..a Chia pet. If you can nurture it into a viable 'pet' you could move onto maybe..a pet rock. Move up that ladder!! We are pulling for you! (Oops..pulled the wrong thingy there, so sorry.) |
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Since emboldened ("Oh Come Hither") outright solicitation seems to be En Vogue these days, I gots to have me a woman!  Who do you think you are, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh?
Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh, Gotta have a squaw! Oh, heap big warrior, Bet-ter look a-round! Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh, Not a kid no more! Oh, bide my time with squaw And set-tle down! I gotta have-'em princess! (Princess!) So we'll make-'em pow-wow! (Pow-wow!) Me gotta find-'em princess! (Princess!) (You said it and how-wow!) Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh, Gotta have a squaw! 
Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh gotta have a, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh gotta have a, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh gotta have a squaw! |
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How in the world Pancho? HahahahA
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What are you doing to Santa's backside, OP??
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....jus hit me up Shorty!
PEACE! Well you got your choice, a 5lb. rolling pin or a cast iron skillet? |
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....jus hit me up Shorty!
PEACE! Well you got your choice, a 5lb. rolling pin or a cast iron skillet? 
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Mon 12/08/14 11:00 PM
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Since emboldened ("Oh Come Hither") outright solicitation seems to be En Vogue these days, I gots to have me a woman! Possessive, jealous, clingy, fear of abandonment tendencies are a definite plus. You see, I have a lazy eye and I think the conflict would be hilarious! If you are overly demanding, prefer a man who is, or are a free spirit about it...we can work out a schedule. If you really, really want an overly domineering man...I can do that...PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! SO , anyway YO, if you want some DEEP, intense, soulful convo,..... ....jus hit me up Shorty!
PEACE! I think you should get a handle on your expectations. Maybe start with..a Chia pet. If you can nurture it into a viable 'pet' you could move onto maybe..a pet rock. Move up that ladder!! We are pulling for you! (Oops..pulled the wrong thingy there, so sorry.) What does a Chia eat? Best I could do for a quick edit of something that just  wouldn't fly here.
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It seems the "I need a gf" solicitation has gotten thick again.
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Since emboldened ("Oh Come Hither") outright solicitation seems to be En Vogue these days, I gots to have me a woman! Who do you think you are, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh?
Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh, Gotta have a squaw! Oh, heap big warrior, Bet-ter look a-round! Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh, Not a kid no more! Oh, bide my time with squaw And set-tle down! I gotta have-'em princess! (Princess!) So we'll make-'em pow-wow! (Pow-wow!) Me gotta find-'em princess! (Princess!) (You said it and how-wow!) Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh, Gotta have a squaw!
Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh gotta have a, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh gotta have a, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh gotta have a squaw! WOW, Dodo...Just...WOW!!! 
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Since emboldened ("Oh Come Hither") outright solicitation seems to be En Vogue these days, I gots to have me a woman!
Possessive, jealous, clingy, fear of abandonment tendencies are a definite plus. You see, I have a lazy eye and I think the conflict would be hilarious! If you are overly demanding, prefer a man who is, or are a free spirit about it...we can work out a schedule. If you really, really want an overly domineering man...I can do that...PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! SO , anyway YO, if you want some DEEP, intense, soulful convo,..... ....jus hit me up Shorty!
PEACE! One condition I ask for is free surfing lessons. Sex lessons are optional, accept on Christmas Eve/Day. Jesus will be our moderator. Mmky. |
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Lmao ! Chica!......the surf lessons are obvious....other than than, not sure who should show whom....what?
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Hahaha...it's really just a bonus/early Christmas present on your part.
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