AT MY AGE Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again.

I only have a Kitchen because it came with the house.

I may be Left-Handed But I'm always Right!

Friendshio is God's Most Perfect Gift.

Beer Now Cheaper than Gas Drink, Don't Drive.

You Never see a MOTORCYCLE parked outside of a pysychiatrist's office.

YOU CAN EITHER AGREE WITH ME OR BE WRONG

I CAN FIX ANYTHING WHERE'S THE DUCT TAPE.

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS.....read the instructions.

AND THE LAST BUT NOT LEAST!

NEVER GO TO BED MAD Stay up and plot your Revenge.


JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

YA'LL ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY!

saw this on a "Caterpiller" bull dozer t- shirt,,,
"Big Cats Can Be Dangerous,,,but a little pussy never hurt...

i'm sorry, did i hurt your feelings? let me call you an ambulance.

i'm right, your wrong, any questions?

I am with the bomb squad…if you see me running, Please keep up!!!

Hey, guess it was not such a bad ideal after all lmao those are good
ones. My addy I use is Meow and a friend of mine bought me a T-shirt
that says:

What part of MEOW do you not understand?

they have some really cool ones seen one today that has a frog licking a
tootsie pop that said

JUST KEEP ON LICKING.

One that had a little kitten on it said

A LITTEL PUSSY IS BETTER THAN NO PUSSY!

"I live in my own little world. But it's OK, they all know me here"

I actually got the T shirt. And it fits, LOL.

"Sex? No thanks I got one" I saw this one again the other day and still
think it is stupid.

I went to see George Carlin in person at one of his shows. When I left
that night, I saw a t-shirt and just had to get it, on the front is a
picture of George, but on the back it has...

"Simon Says... Go Fuck Yourself"

For Christmas one year I got my brother a T-shirt that said "Liquor in
the front and Poker in the Rear" on the front of it...on the back it
said..."Mustache rides 5cents"....Needless to say, my mother wasn't very
happy about that gift!!

J

I hav ALL these

NO BOYFRIEND, NO PROBLEM

WANTED: LONGER WEEKENDS

DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M IGNORING YOU

SUGAR DADDY

KISS MY BOOBOO (its a picture of lil BooBoo and Yogi bear)

"I'd enjoy the day more if it started later."

Had one that said "Help wipe out redundancy" on the front, and on the
back it said, "Help wipe out redundancy"

"I'm not comceited, I'm just better than you."

"Those of you that THINK you know everything are real annoying to those
of us that actually do."

I want to dating girl

I want to friendship and Relationships

If found please return to the bar.

I've got a T-shirt that says"half man half horse",lol I luv that shirt, it probably should read hung like a light switch,lol

"No one for President 2016"

You have the right to remain stupid,
anything you say can and will be ignored.
I have that tshirt

I saw this in the front of a teen agers shirt I'm not a gynecologist, but ill take a look! lame but different

I have a t-shirt that has this printed on the front, "God made rugby so football players can have heroes".

Hi im arlyn im 37 singlemom

Drinking NA beer is like going down on your cousin, it taste the same, BUT IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT. (Was at an Oktoberfest)