Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
Your pants, you will not need them.
The Force is strong in my pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
Search your pants, you know it to be true.
Look at the size of those pants!
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!
Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!
I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my pants!
Size matters not. Judge me by my pants, do you?
Let's pants this thing so we can go home!
Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more pants back there!
Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the pants
There's an awful lot of pants in here.
Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you pants
I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me "Pants"
"I thought pants smelled bad on the outside."
Close your eyes and feel the pants flowing through you
Intensify forward pants!!!
it's too hard, I can't pants it!
Well, short pants is better than no pants at all.
"Easy? You call pants easy?"

For a Star Wars thread, that was pretty good....

"Don't make me de-pants you!"-Vadar

lol