Topic: A Woman's Touch | |
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Sure, I consider myself somewhat a Renaissance man, grabbing organic vegetables at the local farmer's market, but it 's usually only the woman who thinks to buy flowers for the dining table that night. I try to dress well, but it's usually the woman who knows that "teal" compliments my eyes.????? Who knew? I keep a clean bathroom, but it's usually the woman who picks out that doyley (sp?) which makes even the commode "feel like home'. Ladies.....after we pick up the beer bottles, clear the poker/cigar stench, and do a little light dusting........What can we do to make you comfortable in our homes for your first time? Let me use his power tools. |
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hahahahaha, no matter what topic is started .. it all gets very sexy very soon ..
Can't remember it being this bad before ... we must all be in dire need .. |
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Edited by
greeneyes1463
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Mon 11/03/14 09:29 AM
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You can make women more comfortable by NOT jumping their bones as soon as they get there lol
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looks up briefly ..well continuing To put away .The fold upmassage table starts taking the leather whips and mouse traps off of the wall. .puts his spare ball gag in a drawer...folds up his latex jumpsuit !puts it neatly in a suitcase along with !handcuffs...how much time do I have! I need to get the cordless screw gun out, and take down the sex swings.... Trying to catch a mouse?... |
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Well anyway....I promise to remove the dishes before I pee in the sink.
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do you use a stool to reach the sink???
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Yes.....the plumbing does the rest.
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thinking using the toilet would be easier...but hey it's your house....
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You can make women more comfortable by NOT jumping their bones as soon as they get there lol how about when the door actually closes...is that still too soon? |
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Just invested in scented candles...the fresh scent of UNstale beer.
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