No more yanky me wanky!!!
The DONGER need FOOD!

Is that ^^^ from your favourite porn movie?

"I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him. Yeah, I did a little jail time, but it was worth it."

- Living Out Loud

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Gone with the wind.

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”
― Bob Marley

*Bump*

"Go ahead make my day" ! Clint Eastwood

Are you feeling lucky, punk!!

Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?

"It's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work on this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me."

The Notebook

Solange: "You like married women, don't you James?"

Bond: "It keeps things simple."

Solange: [laughs] "What is it about bad men? You, my husband. I had so many chances to be happy, so many nice guys. Why can't nice guys be more like you?"

Bond: "Because then they'd be bad."

I never pretended to be what I’m not.

“What I wanna say to you is that, all I’m able to offer you, is this. What we have right now nothing more, just this. Until the dance. What I mean is, we have no future.”

“Well, look at it this way. We can have it real, which we both know is way better, and you wouldn’t have to pay full price because like in a year or so I’d be just this sob story you could use to bag more chicks.”

He taught her how to live and she taught him how to love .

Autumn in New York

"Yeah but it's a dry heat".

Bill Paxton in Aliens

"Follow the yellow brick road"

Wizard of Oz

Someone has probably said this already
"You can't handle the truth"

A Few Good Men

I feel the need for speed.

Top Gun

What do you think about the agent program??? You know, I wrote that program....pssst! Wanna drink??? Gulp uggg...omg... Good Chit right!?!? Both laughing and coughing.... Dozzer makes it. Good for only 2 things, degreasing engines and killing brain cells!!!! Soooo, did Morpheus tell you why your here? Neo knods... What a f!@#$%% mind job...Your here to save the world!!! What do you say to that??? A little advice....You see an agent....You do what we do...You run....You run your *** off... Neo..Thanks for the drink...cipher...sweet dreams...
1999 The Matrix... Neo and Cipher...

I'm just a girl,standing right in front of my man.Asking him to marry her....Notting Hill.

Darn! I really love Julia Roberts!

Coneheads...


I was a young cone myself once. Before I met Beldar, I was very attracted to a young Thorasian forger. And I far as I was concerned there was no other life force in the universe that mattered. But then he got a job working at a volcano complex on some moon in the Petulaus Cluster. I never saw him again. And it broke my blood valve chamber.

Prymatt Conehead

Behold, a white horse. ....on his name was death. ....and hell followed!
Clint Eastwood, pale rider.