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Topic: Why did I get divorced?
Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 10/08/14 11:39 AM Edited by Queenbee on Wed 10/08/14 11:45 AM
Joke.... Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My husband didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. He asked me out for lunch. After lunch, he invited me to his apartment. We went there and he said, "Do you mind if I go into the BEDROOM for a minute?" "Okay," I said. He came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my husband, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa......... .... Naked.

Mdarlene Joined Fri 06/06/14 Posts: 313	Wed 10/08/14 12:32 PM
good one

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 10/08/14 12:42 PM


Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 10/08/14 01:22 PM
hee! hee! HA!!

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Thu 10/09/14 04:22 AM
OMG!!!!

Karma39 Joined Tue 09/17/13 Posts: 1	Thu 10/09/14 05:04 PM
To funny... Lol

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 10/10/14 07:18 AM


Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Fri 10/10/14 08:33 PM
it'z GOOD 2 laugh

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Sat 10/11/14 12:25 AM
That secretary of yours is a prime suspect.He will get 'paid in kind' one of these days(if he hasn't been paid already) if you don't watch it.

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