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You guys are all a bunch of meanies .. It is a legitimate question for a Virgin and if the site wasn't pg13 I would give a few tips. OP don't message me .. I will chop your balls off and then you definitely will struggle to get a woman ready for sex..., lmao 
 
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You are perfect leigh 
 I HAVE to second this.
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Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood,
I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer. 
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Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood, I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer.
 I absolutely ADORE ex-mafia wives! I'm incredibly surprised I've lived so long.
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Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood, I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer.
Seein's how I need certain fingers for communicating in traffic, I'll give a wrong, yet insightful answer. 
. In the UK, there's the timeless "fancy a shag?" . In the really cool era of American history, the 1980s, asking a woman, "wanna screw?", was just the ultimate cool thing to do. . See how it works out for you... |
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Want her.
Respect her. Listen to her. She is yours. |
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I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex you can start by practicing to extract the beans from the edamame plant using only your lips and tongue....as you gain proficiency in this art form you will soon be able to apply your new-found skills to the woman of your desire..... |
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Hai
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I swear,and lord forgive me for swearing,but if this ain't the best thread/topic, then I don't know what is,op,here's to you!
  ,sorry can't send ya flowers lol
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I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex I want comments from women from age 35 to 50 In your case I think it goes like this: 1. Order online 2. Wait for delivery 3. Open box 4. Attach air pump 5. Inflate There you go 
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Of course, we have a......hai
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Edited by
larsonc
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Mon 10/06/14 10:20 AM
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Thanks Blondey
Wasn't sure how specific I needed to get 
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Try hypnosis
look into my eyes 
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I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex I want comments from women from age 35 to 50 I have heard that this works: 
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Edited by
zzzippy56
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Mon 10/06/14 10:33 AM
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How did I miss this.... Oh boy... I see there is popcorn.... I have a tasty beer for this thread.. It's an 8.2 heavy beer... I think heavy is needed here... Pulling up my chair.... Eyes rolling back in my head...... Continue......
How did I know where this guy would be from? Maybe his accent.. They all seem to just want one thing..... I gut boy want have sex kinds post... |
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Lol or maybe caveman style!
Nope. Try Gangnam style! 
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Wonders if the op has heard of the lama sutra He has. 
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Lol or maybe caveman style!
Nope. Try Gangnam style!
Lol
He might also get 1billion hits...i bet not..
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Going back to basics here......
Shoe Shop. |
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Wow.. I was really hoping .. to hear
how some of the ladies get ready. .. for sex.. it would be interesting to hear.. I would imagine it must be similar to what men do... except for the pep talk.. men give to their. manhood..lol..hmm.. do you talk to the girls.. okay ladies I want you at your ... perkiest...lol..... or perhaps you worry about those.. parts of your body you're not particularly happy with.... do women get performance anxiety...hmm... do you worry about your performance.... . that's why sometimes I'll take a shot or two of liquor.. stiff upper lip and all that..
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