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| Topic: I need sum Short, Funny as heck Jokes - help-LOL! | |
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What do you call a lady with a really bad disease. Ivy Bowler Took me a while to get that one until I tried it with a brit accent. So here is one from Minnesota: It was a hot day in Minnesota. So Lena decided to walk into town to get dinner meat for Nils, her husband. As she walked to the market she approached a barroom and thought to herself." Sheesh it's a really hot day maybe I should have a mug of ze cold beer". She walked in and sat down at the bar. The bartender approached her and asked what she would like. She replied "I tink I'll have ze cold beer." With that the bartender replied "Anhauser Busch"? And she replied "Fine und howz der pecker too?  
I understand your frustration. To translate "Ivy Bowler" you have to deconstruct "Ivy" as "I've" + "E" and then recognize that "I've" is a contraction of "I have". Then say "Bowler" with a Brit accent. The er in Bowler becomes an "A". Put it together and you get "I have Ebola" which is a really bad disease. To get the Minnesota joke you have to know that Anhauser Busch is a Midwestern beer brewing company. But when you say it with a Norwegin accent it sounds like "And how is your bush?" to which Lena replies Fine, and how is your pecker? 
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Naughty
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well... Lol |
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What did the ocean say to the next ocean...nothing they just waved!!!
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How about a Thanksgiving joke?
KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?...
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends. 
LMAO, I love it! |
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Edited for vulgarity.
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Message A girl came in the office in the morning and said his boss (009) to
girl : ' hello Good morning sir.. 009 : very good morning , today also you are not waring your panties ? girl : yes sir, but how did you know sir..? 009: there is some dandruff on your shoes . girl : ohh! ohh!!!! |
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Message ashim1406
Message jokes : -A girl came in the office in the morning and said her boss (009) to girl : ' hello... Good morning sir.. 009 : very good morning , ,,today also you are not waring your panties ? girl : yes sir, but how did you know that ? 009: there is some dandruff on your shoes . girl : ohh! ohh! u r very naughty. sir, |
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DRUMROLL please.......
Q. Why do bees have sticky hair??? 
A. They use honeycombs.  
Good one! |
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I fell in love with my guitar, I wanted to get married
But my guitar wanted to keep it no strings attached 
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