Topic: tell me why the person above you got arrested | |
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i'm innocent , I swear!
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I think she was blowing gum in a no blowing gum park! the bi-atch!
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she was stealing food from the homelss and giving it to the rich!!!
then tried to bribe the police with the same food... she is in big trouble... |
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<--- Arrested for starting a thread that duplicates another thread that you can read by clicking here.
<--- Arrested for reflexing sunlight off his forehead. |
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arrested for being a chicken plucking chicken feather pluckerer
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How the hell do I top that one?
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I know you have it in you, for god's sake I know you steel old ladies sun glasses and that's why you got arrested
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I know you have it in you, for god's sake I know you steel old ladies sun glasses and that's why you got arrested
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mattress tag vandalism
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it's true I confess. but never ever take it off the pillow, serious!
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Okay....so TMZ reported that you mooned a priest and then proceeded to sing "I'm a little tea pot"......the cops loved your rendition of the song but they still had to book ya.
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they only booked me because thay wanted to hear the seccond chorus
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oops should have said 2nd
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they only booked me because thay wanted to hear the seccond chorus Ummmmm......this ain't Cop Rock. (And if you remember that short lived show then you rock). |
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damn, don't want to not rock, but think I'm gonna get arrested for not rockin'
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Rock away mantaray......wearing those cuffs......while singing I'm a little tea pot.....ENCORE!
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I think you were arrested for not knowing how to wear a cap on your head
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Indecent assault, with a wet noodle..
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For smoking cannabis on the roof of his car parked in public area and being butt-naked.
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For not having a haircut
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