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She didn't drive as fast as I did.
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For riding in a Kangaroo's pouch without using a seat belt.
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For kidnapping a Kangaroo and taking it to New Zealand.
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for being so pretty that accident rates increase rapidly when she walks around .
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Go ahead , just leave the table cloth , i was told that i look sexy when i put it on
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for using a pic of the invisible man as her avatar
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For stealing a fork in the restaurant he's working at.. joke
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Grabbing my butt in public...
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For staring at my pic..
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For Photoshopping me multiple times
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for investigating me..
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For leading me astray
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For making me weak in my knee..
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For exposing my heart strings
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For kissing me hard..lol
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For showing me too good a time in Kuala Lumpur
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Selling Photoshopped Pics to Art Galleries
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Wearing a tux. in a no-tux. zone..
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Stealing Jags!
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Smuggling aliens back to Mars...
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