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Topic: Any old hag
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 06:24 PM
Just lurked in on the 'any young girl' thread. The melmacian had some good advice. I HAVE ABS!!!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 06:29 PM
ABS and a toof? Yup. Don't really know what all the fuss about anti lock braking system is. But apparently you gotta have them to be a dating contender.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 06:30 PM
Here I thought maybe Pancho was trying to call out the "old hag" we have on here. No. She's skeered of me. Think it's the must ache. Might have to offer a ride? That's exactly what skeered her.

0ldhag Joined Sat 05/31/14 Posts: 1145	Wed 08/20/14 06:31 PM Edited by 0ldhag on Wed 08/20/14 06:33 PM
Canadian man looking for fun. Any old hag will do. Look no further .... Oldhag is in the building Great post! ....AND, i'm just a tinsy bit scared

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Wed 08/20/14 06:31 PM
ABS and a toof? Yup. Don't really know what all the fuss about anti lock braking system is. But apparently you gotta have them to be a dating contender. OH!! Anti lock brakes Why would anyone wish to stop Wait...more rules I don't have enough paper for all the rules

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 06:33 PM
Canadian man looking for fun. Any old hag will do. Look no further .... Oldhag is in the building Suddenly, a hush. Could hear a pin drop. A cricket chirped.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 06:38 PM
Just sign over your old age security to moi. And we're good to go.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45399	Wed 08/20/14 06:57 PM
I do have the one real shiney tooth. Metal, but one day I will go for the gold. Maybe get it tattooed. I smile long time!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 07:03 PM
I do have the one real shiney tooth. Metal, but one day I will go for the gold. Maybe get it tattooed. I smile long time! Well seeing as how Oldhag has gone and run off. A NEW WINNER!!!!!!

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Wed 08/20/14 07:06 PM
Hey Panch sent me a case of that labatt 50 50 ale you guys have up there and I will see if I can hook you up with nice girl

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45399	Wed 08/20/14 07:08 PM
Well seeing as how Oldhag has gone and run off. A NEW WINNER!!!!!! I am going to need help getting out of the cake.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 07:18 PM
Hey Panch sent me a case of that labatt 50 50 ale you guys have up there and I will see if I can hook you up with nice girl Cans or bottles?

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 07:22 PM
Well seeing as how Oldhag has gone and run off. A NEW WINNER!!!!!! I am going to need help getting out of the cake. Not a problem. I'll eat my way in.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45399	Wed 08/20/14 07:27 PM
I am going to need help getting out of the cake. Not a problem. I'll eat my way in. hahahahahahahaha So, burping is on the list of what any old hag will have to do? I won't have to...change anything will I?

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 07:30 PM
I am going to need help getting out of the cake. Not a problem. I'll eat my way in. hahahahahahahaha So, burping is on the list of what any old hag will have to do? I won't have to...change anything will I? No, you're fine as you are. Don't change. OOOH..haha nope..no changing required. These new 'depends on the go' adult diapers are the real deal. I can whip one off and slip a new one on in a heartbeat.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 07:34 PM
mature babe wiff no teef perhaps? Minimum requirement of one toof. You want a princess! I do have my standards. And she must have nice gums.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Wed 08/20/14 07:35 PM
mature babe wiff no teef perhaps? Minimum requirement of one toof. You want a princess! A princess!....

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Wed 08/20/14 07:37 PM
I have abs!....And a toof!... I'm still a newbie...and I love the banter you guys have on Mingle!! Hilarious! To Panchovanilla....I don't qualify!! Full mouth of teeth!! actually you are over qualified....lol

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Wed 08/20/14 07:37 PM
I have abs!....And a toof!... I'm still a newbie...and I love the banter you guys have on Mingle!! Hilarious! To Panchovanilla....I don't qualify!! Full mouth of teeth!!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 08/20/14 07:42 PM
I have abs!....And a toof!... I'm still a newbie...and I love the banter you guys have on Mingle!! Hilarious! To Panchovanilla....I don't qualify!! Full mouth of teeth!! That's a shame. But there's always hope. Gingivitis is always lurking about, looking for an opportunity.