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Just lurked in on the 'any young girl' thread.
The melmacian had some good advice. I HAVE ABS!!! 
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ABS and a toof?  
Yup. Don't really know what all the fuss about anti lock braking system is. But apparently you gotta have them to be a dating contender. 
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Here I thought maybe Pancho was trying to call out the "old hag" we have on here. 
No. She's skeered of me. Think it's the must  ache.
Might have to offer a ride? 
That's exactly what skeered her. 
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Edited by
0ldhag
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Wed 08/20/14 06:33 PM
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Canadian man looking for fun. Any old hag will do. 
Look no further .... Oldhag is in the building
Great post! ....AND, i'm just a tinsy bit scared 
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ABS and a toof?
Yup. Don't really know what all the fuss about anti lock braking system is. But apparently you gotta have them to be a dating contender.
OH!! Anti lock brakes 
Why would anyone wish to stop 
Wait...more rules
I don't have enough paper for all the rules 
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Canadian man looking for fun. Any old hag will do.
Look no further .... Oldhag is in the building
Suddenly, a hush. Could hear a pin drop. A cricket chirped. |
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Just sign over your old age security to moi. And we're good to go. |
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I do have the one real shiney tooth.
Metal, but one day I will go for the gold. Maybe get it tattooed. I smile long time! |
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I do have the one real shiney tooth. Metal, but one day I will go for the gold. Maybe get it tattooed. I smile long time!
Well seeing as how Oldhag has gone and run off. 
A NEW WINNER!!!!!! |
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Hey Panch sent me a case of that labatt 50 50 ale you guys have up there and I will see if I can hook you up with nice girl
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Well seeing as how Oldhag has gone and run off.
A NEW WINNER!!!!!! I am going to need help getting out of the cake. |
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Hey Panch sent me a case of that labatt 50 50 ale you guys have up there and I will see if I can hook you up with nice girl
Cans or bottles? |
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Well seeing as how Oldhag has gone and run off.
A NEW WINNER!!!!!! I am going to need help getting out of the cake. Not a problem. I'll eat my way in. 
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I am going to need help getting out of the cake. Not a problem. I'll eat my way in.
hahahahahahahaha So, burping is on the list of what any old hag will have to do? I won't have to...change anything will I? |
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I am going to need help getting out of the cake. Not a problem. I'll eat my way in.
hahahahahahahaha So, burping is on the list of what any old hag will have to do? I won't have to...change anything will I? No, you're fine as you are. Don't change. OOOH..haha nope..no changing required. These new 'depends on the go' adult diapers are the real deal. I can whip one off and slip a new one on in a heartbeat. |
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mature babe wiff no teef perhaps?
Minimum requirement of one toof. You want a princess! I do have my standards. And she must have nice gums. |
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mature babe wiff no teef perhaps?
Minimum requirement of one toof. You want a princess! A princess!....
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I have abs!....And a toof!... 
I'm still a newbie...and I love the banter you guys have on Mingle!! Hilarious! To Panchovanilla....I don't qualify!! Full mouth of teeth!! actually you are over qualified....lol |
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I have abs!....And a toof!...
I'm still a newbie...and I love the banter you guys have on Mingle!! Hilarious! To Panchovanilla....I don't qualify!! Full mouth of teeth!! |
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I have abs!....And a toof!...
I'm still a newbie...and I love the banter you guys have on Mingle!! Hilarious! To Panchovanilla....I don't qualify!! Full mouth of teeth!! That's a shame. But there's always hope. Gingivitis is always lurking about, looking for an opportunity.
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