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maybe i need a different father figure. Burt Reynolds seems cool You need to get your a$$ in bed mister... |
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Your mom made me this way, if it wasn't for her I would still be in that band making real money... She makes me drink and drug, if it wasn't for me telling her what to do her whole life, she would have been nothing...I'll get her back and when I do, I'll get her a$$ pregnant so she can't leave me, I'll show you... projecting? |
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How about Bruce Willis?
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Your mom made me this way, if it wasn't for her I would still be in that band making real money... She makes me drink and drug, if it wasn't for me telling her what to do her whole life, she would have been nothing...I'll get her back and when I do, I'll get her a$$ pregnant so she can't leave me, I'll show you... projecting? She can't leave me, she's knows to come back when I say... |
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hey mom, i think dads drunk again, as per usual. lol You're right son he is! Let him sleep it off or call the cops! Only spam I the fridge is a clear sign of anise and gross neglect!!!  
anise an herb well-known in the distillation of the liquor Absinthe, which has been known to cause hallucinogenic side effects..... Drink Up, e'rybody... 
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this is like watching a soap opera....
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 you know it's always fun to see jerry springer rub off on the Irish....
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me...
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i dont know how
your real father was to you but my dad well my parents were married for 21yrs and he owned his own business where he was hardly ever home when we needed him. he wasent there when we didnt need him he was there i remember i was eating breakfast one morning and my dad walked in.. he suposely was working all nite dont know how much that was even true not even 6months after there divorce he got remarried to his Secretary of 10yrs they were married for 31yrs before she past away no one in the family could stand her he has gf now of 3yrs and we all adore her it can be she has her own family and she knows what it means my step mom.. was a only child so she didnt have to share and she never had kids |
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how about Bruce Lee ?
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hey mom, i think dads drunk again, as per usual. lol You're right son he is! Let him sleep it off or call the cops! Only spam I the fridge is a clear sign of anise and gross neglect!!!
anise an herb well-known in the distillation of the liquor Absinthe, which has been known to cause hallucinogenic side effects..... Drink Up, e'rybody...
Anise is a very common herb within the Mexican culture. Used a lot in teas for a calming effect to the system. Sounds like the potential dads here could greatly benefit from it! 
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me... But, but she left you for the sleazy truck driver so that means this son doesn't need you either! Oh the shame 
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Honey, it's Tea Time......i'll bring two for you...
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me... But, but she left you for the sleazy truck driver so that means this son doesn't need you either! Oh the shame
She'll be back, all I have to do is snap my fingers... |
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Honey, it's Tea Time......i'll bring two for you...
I already had my tea and I'm feeling fine thank you! I'm in this to keep the kid safe from fathers who don't have his best interest at heart! (This thread is hysterical ...love it because it's so different)
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me... But, but she left you for the sleazy truck driver so that means this son doesn't need you either! Oh the shame
She'll be back, all I have to do is snap my fingers... I thought you broke them on your last job???
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me... But, but she left you for the sleazy truck driver so that means this son doesn't need you either! Oh the shame
She'll be back, all I have to do is snap my fingers... I thought you broke them on your last job???
I will kick her a$$ all the way back from Vermont to Mississippi... |
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I am only one who really cares about him, how matter how much of a little sheit he can be at times... If he just stays out of my corn liquor and keeps his room clean, no problems...
My dam truck better be clean tomorrow when I take Barbara from the diner out, she is buying and I never turn down a free piece of... |
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neither one of you washed your hands ,,,,,
no dinner  
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Edited by
dcastelmissy
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Sat 07/05/14 07:56 PM
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me... But, but she left you for the sleazy truck driver so that means this son doesn't need you either! Oh the shame
She'll be back, all I have to do is snap my fingers... I thought you broke them on your last job???
I will kick her a$$ all the way back from Vermont to Mississippi... Just as I thought...you don't even know where she came from!! 
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