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I was walking with a buddy, who was telling me about this great Indian restaurant. I told him to be careful especially as he likes wearing khaki. Almost on cue, he goes OMG and starts running- he didn't make it. He was wearing shorts and I was lying on the sidewalk laughing. When I got to his apartment, he was in the shower crying. Poor guy strange |
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There was this one time where six of my friends(four of us guys and two gals) and I somehow decided it would be hilarious to streak down the main street of our city. So we did it and as we were running down the street a cop pulls up behind us and started chasing us. He chased us for a good 10 minutes before we all lost him by hopping a fence and running through a local wooded park.
As it turns out someone took pictures of the pursuit and there was an short article with a picture of three of us, myself included, bare assed being chased by a cop with the article headline "Chase end in a catASStrophe" It is pretty much the proudest moment of my life. |
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There was this one time where six of my friends(four of us guys and two gals) and I somehow decided it would be hilarious to streak down the main street of our city. So we did it and as we were running down the street a cop pulls up behind us and started chasing us. He chased us for a good 10 minutes before we all lost him by hopping a fence and running through a local wooded park. As it turns out someone took pictures of the pursuit and there was an short article with a picture of three of us, myself included, bare assed being chased by a cop with the article headline "Chase end in a catASStrophe" It is pretty much the proudest moment of my life. 
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Edited by
HoneyFly
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Fri 07/04/14 06:01 PM
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Grown man chased by the neighbor's cat.
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Grown man chased by the neighbor's cat. OMG lol |
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Its kinda hard to say right now caus there are so many,but one that stands out was my drunkin excoworker,he was like 50 yrs old and realy tall,one day we had just finish drinking,he's an alcaholic,he was realy,realy drunk off of bacardi and coke,we were in a boat,when we docked,he was the first of the boat and the last one on the dock,i nearly died
 
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A guy exiting the "Jack In The Box" drive thru ready to turn right, with left hand (clasped on sandwich) extended out window of left drive American car.
Another Dude (in left drive car) coming perpendicular down the street, (and I see his eyes scope the burger). Dude makes a QUICK right, with left hand snatches the burger out of OTHER Dude's left hand.....goes through parking lot turns back up Pearl St.....and jams!!! Dude # 1 was LIVID..."HEY!!!! THAT'S MY *&&&%$$$ BURGER!"
I don't blame him. I don't condone......but it was funny hell! |
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Anything on America's Funniest Videos.
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Joel
 funniest thingy I've seen in years
BUT this is just another form of flattery he'll mock in response |
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releasing wind when the situation demands silence is quiet funny, or maybe i'm wrong
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Background:
I dated a rather pompous, self-indulgent, arrogant, know-it-all, who'd traveled the world and had a rather condescending attitude when it came to fine dining. He asked me to book at a very lavish and obscenely overpriced restaurant so he could show me how people really eat (I grew up in Africa so no Brownie points there and whilst growing up I worked during the weekends and some school breaks in restaurants owned by friends and had eventually attended courses on wine tasting etc...as it interested me). We were sitting at the (seafood) restaurant and he said that he would order seeing as he knew best. First course Oysters with Moet (I dislike both), but I went along interested and keen to improve my knowledge. The oysters were on crushed ice, with pink Himalayan salt and red peppercorns. I watched in awe and shock as he took the fork and started eating the ice and peppercorns ........and then I  and to this day when I see people eating oysters I 
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Squirrel attacking a rose bush...
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my ex husbands new wife
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my dopey dog jake, ran straight away to a glass door. he thought it was open when he saw me stood outside. i still remember the looked on his face
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Tosh.0
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what's the funniest thing you've ever seen? your face. 
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my puppy being scared when i walk him through new places. he is so cute
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