Question: My husband wants a threesome with my friend and I, what’s the solution?

Answer: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing; your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


Question: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. What shall I do?

Answer: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly enough, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.


Question: My husband has too many nights out with the boys, what do I do to stop this?

Answer: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress reliever and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two. (It’s a great opportunity to spring clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.


Question: My husband does not know where my clitoris is, what do I do?

Answer: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it on your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself whilst doing this and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.


Question: My husband is uninterested in foreplay how can I interest him in it?

Answer: You are a bad person for bringing this up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be quickly available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.


Question: My husband always has an orgasm and then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one, how can I resolve this?

Answer: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him an nice meal.

Tom your killing me

That sounds about right. Good thing I don't listen when men talk...

Leave it to you Tom...to post this......

Funny!!!!!!!!!!



And very good advice for all you ladies.