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I guess it's nice to think all women love you. 
Glad I've welcomed reality with open arms. 
Scoob, The reality is you're sweet and lovable. You accept who you are and don't push people away with absurd egotistical arrogance. That's what draws us to you even more. We like you as you are and you know it's a sincere friendship. I welcome you with open arms in a big hug.  
 big ole bear hugs back sweetie!
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LOL @ backhanded insults, butthurt comments, and hateration over an obvious light-hearted topic.
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LOL @ backhanded insults, butthurt comments, and hateration over an obvious light-hearted topic.
Good evening Sol :)...Does that mean you have succeeded?........OR.....is pointing this out just another misguided attempt at light hearted humor?....... |
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Hi Everyone 
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The Most important thing is, that all women love me! Women stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say my name 3 times...hoping the myth is true that I will appear in the night!
Generalize much? |
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OK, Everyone. it's time to sing the OP author's theme song:
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I used to have a girlfriend but she just couldn't compete with all of these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet. Well I probably could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me. Who cares, I never get lonesome cause I treasure my own company. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I guess you could say I'm a loner, a Georgia dude tough and proud. I could have lots of friends if I want to but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd. Some folks say that I'm egotistical. Hell, I don't even know what that means. I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. |
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@ dodo:
'Tis a curse, being a "hero among women", and all... 
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Let's start with my physique and face. Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME! 
Let's get to my intellect. Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse. Come! Let's talk about why women love me! 
I assure you that I do not have a poster on my wall of you.
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Mon 06/23/14 07:20 PM
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Let's start with my physique and face. Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME!
Let's get to my intellect. Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse. Come! Let's talk about why women love me!
I assure you that I do not have a poster on my wall of you.
He said Greek, not Geek. 
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Let's start with my physique and face. Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME!
Let's get to my intellect. Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse. Come! Let's talk about why women love me!
I assure you that I do not have a poster on my wall of you.
He said Greek, not Geek.
Let's start with my physique and face. goddam GEEKS have posters on their wall of ME!
Let's get to my intellect. Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse. Come! Let's talk about why women love me!
Or did he? 
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I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means  
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I Know He Said Greek.. I Know What Greek Means
Salad? |
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nope....lol
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Good luck with the mirror you'll end up dating :D im glad you and yourself are so happy together
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Mon 06/23/14 07:51 PM
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I Know He Said Greek.. I Know What Greek Means
Salad? Think "bend over and grab your ankles" Thomas! 
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I Know He Said Greek.. I Know What Greek Means
Salad? Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!
yay.... 
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I Know He Said Greek.. I Know What Greek Means
Salad? Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!
yay....
Uh huh....
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I Know He Said Greek.. I Know What Greek Means
Salad? Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!
(((Leigh))) (((Sparks))) |
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I Know He Said Greek.. I Know What Greek Means
Salad? Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!
(((Leigh))) (((Sparks))) Hiya handsome fellow Tennessean!! ...Was that piccy taken in Chattanooga ?....Love the walking bridge!
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Let's start with my physique and face. Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME!
Let's get to my intellect. Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse. Come! Let's talk about why women love me!
my guess is you would go for about 2 cartons of cigarettes
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