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A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded - "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked - "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied - "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest - "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celebate?" The priest replied - "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him - "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied - "Yes rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally the rabbi said "Beats the **** out of a ham sandwich doesn't it!" |
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great joke!
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A great yarn!!
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