uber paranoid about getting older. what's the diverse community of mingle have to say?

Relax, you're still a kid.

yes. you're over the hill.
you might as well jump.

26...old? U havent hit the third way mark yet. Ur only old to a teenager.

To be 26 again...

Unfortunately, it only stops one way. The dirt nap.

Paranoid? Is someone after you? Are you being stalked? Someone hiding in your shrubbery? The police or other nefarious characters?

My suggestion, is to grab onto this adventure with both hands, hold on tight and ride it to the end. Whenever that may be.

Most folks are concerned with vain things, not me. I want to come sliding in sideways to my funeral in about 40 years from now, banged up, scars, gray hairs and all, screaming "WHAT A RUSH!". I'm gonna be the "hippest" 90 y.o. still jumping out of perfectly good airplanes that are not currently on fire.

there is nothing you can do about it so forget abou it and go on and be paranoid about something else

chicken

Either you become older, or you die. Which do you prefer?

They tend to frown on me setting them ablaze.

26...Old.....LMFAO.....!!!

baited

i never ask.
the marinade always seduces.

im a great cook. one of my specialties. ask me to whip something up and i will. mouthwatering.

and quit measuring my private parts

thanks for making me realize how silly it was for me to quibble over my age. i'll always be young at heart

Awesome!

Seriously?

Love your picture Leigh

Good catch Pete!!

Aww, thanks ((((Audrey))))...