You can say anything you want to me, because I'm curious to know..

Early today as I was working in the yard, a very unsettling feeling came over me as my stomach got a little tense.. Was I going to make it to the loo in time??? You bet your *** that is what I was thinking!! I started in a nomal trot, but soon had to pick up the pace. Sweet Jesus I made it just in time!

That is all I want to say at this time and welcome!

Oh yeah, you did say to say anything right?

What I get from your persona is that you're a thinker and can enjoy food, and a number of other interesting things. What I would suggest to you is to state what type of person you are interested in, what you are specifically looking for in just friends or girlfriend etc. I'd also take a picture with you smiling. Good start on your profile, just needs a little something extra. Welcome to Mingle2 and best wishes!

Hahaha

And she's an X detective? You would have thought she would have known you
have two ears from your picture in profile by the fact that your wearing glasses,but she didn't mention that. The smiling thing?
You probably remind her of a perp. But studies in the University of British Columbia (UBC) have proven woman prefer to pick the guy that's not smiling and guys picked the woman that was smiling. Also they would have the same guys in a smiling pic and
they weren't picked a second time . So smiling is not masculine to the majority of woman just a small amount.