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the next one is
I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU GYPSY |
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umm,, im a millionaire with a porche and shelby gt 500 and my own land,, oh damn,, i still live with mom and dad and am a virgin
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"It didn't mean anything"
Hell yes it did!! it meant the end of our marriage! |
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sure ill respect you in the morning,,,lol
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"you're the one i want to marry... i want to spend my life with you"... as he said the same thing to his girlfriend...
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" No, your butt doesn't look big in that, honey"
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worse lies for me...come from my kids
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i have papers proving im sane,,,,,,,,
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HA MY son can't lie to me!!!! He can't look me in the eye and then he does this weird thing with his lips.......it makes him crazy!!!!
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"Im not having sex with the entire cast of Sesame Street" like she said when we took a trip to NYC and she had muppet marks all over her body...
EFFING WHORE!!! |
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I have papers proving I'm insane. LOL
The worst lie for me was when he said I love you to me and several others too. We were married at the time. When my son lies to me his eyebrows go up in the middle, so he's no good at it either. LOL He swears he don't do that, as the brows are going up. PMS |
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Wow, my ex fiance lied to me about his money. He was constantly getting into debt, and telling me he had more money than he really did. He also stole behind my back, and had two previous arrest warrants out for him that I didn't know about. Basically the worst lies I have been told have been the ones left out.
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size doesent matter to me................
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I Love You
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Never been in trouble with the law: WRONG ---
Finding out he had been in prison for 2nd degree assault after we got married was something of a shocker. (Did 3-1/2 years for stabbing a guy while he was drunk.) "I will quit drinking once we are married." Pfffffttttttt. Think I will have that one tattooed on my forehead so I can remember how stupid I was to believe it. |
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not sure if this is the BIGGEST, but these really burn my petunias the most:
I am a MAN..... only to find out he's really just a boy in a man's body. I'm tough and I don't let nothing or nobody get in my way... no obstacle is too big... only to find out he runs like a rabbit at the first sound... UGH ~ I better stop before I start making me a laundry list and get all cranky! *LOL* |
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HUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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"I want you to move out here with me" sold everything I had, gave up my cats, moved west and then 6 months later he wanted to marry some girl at work. Went through some MAJOR depression after that for a long time.
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