I love women...sometimes I just don't understand them. Really, why is it so difficult?

Because if you bled for seven days, you would probably die, and if you ever pushed something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon, you wouldn't survive the trauma. Until you can accomplish these things, you will never understand what it takes to be a woman.

Talk to a woman without " expecting" something in return.
Then you'll get a better understanding of us.

That's a good suggestion.

its not so difficult......treat her with respect, and act like a gentleman...she'll take over from there....

I guess this is the best advice I ve got about women

"What women want"

Weird Al knows what women want.

snicker...women want their lawns mowed, their furniture moved and other (name one) honeydews.

"Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch

Girls, they want
Want to have lunch
Girls wanna have

She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch"

- Weird Al Yankovic

That's funny because I owned my own landscaping business and did a lot of the mowing, weedeating, scheduling and accounting myself; plus whenever I needed furniture moved, I did it, as well as the rest of the "honeydo" list like painting, remodeling, plumbing etc.......SNICKER

women want what you cant provide or commit too. but they will put up with it if you show prospect..lol

this

Women want a man to be a man.....in public and in the bedroom. Pretty simple really.

but he can be a woman everywhere else?

lol. I actually do not prefer dates that involve a meal but I thought this was fantastic and tres funny!

Your stoop is too small.

is that the 3rd or 4th deadliest sin ??

Arguably, it should be 1st.

Busted!