Topic: who is smarter men or women? Read and answer. | |
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michaelgodvdon
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Thu 05/08/14 04:22 AM
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Bruno and his wife were in court for divorce. The only problem left to settle was who gets custody of the child! The wife stood up and said: "your honor, I carried this child in my stomach for nine months and brought him into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.
The Judge turns to mr Bruno and asks, what do you have to say to that? Bruno calmly replies: ”Your honor, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and money comes out, who owns the money, the ATM machine or me? One word for mr bruno. |
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That's cute
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Men are smarter... because they let women think FOR them
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Men are smarter... because they let women think FOR them |
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in my own view, women are smarter than men as..the fury of a woman knows no bounds.
women hide their pain.anger.betrayal and likely action behind a smile. |
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in my own view, women are smarter than men as..the fury of a woman knows no bounds. women hide their pain.anger.betrayal and likely action behind a smile. Well isn't that a slap in the face to those of us who like to smile |
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in my own view, women are smarter than men as..the fury of a woman knows no bounds. women hide their pain.anger.betrayal and likely action behind a smile. |
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Thats not smartness its hypocricy and backstabing.
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Thats not true
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People are smarter! (Well, most people!)
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That is kind of asking what comes first .. Egg or chook...
I think both sexs have strengths and weaknesses.. Men are simple and to the point.. Like a straight line.. Hence brunos ability to compare a child to money.. Women are more complex like a road with round abouts... We consider all options available before choosing the exit that most times is unquestionable.. |
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The difference between going to a bar and circus is that at the circus the clowns don't talk
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well, we have had this question in two different forms recently; both times being asked by men. i wonder if that is a clue...?
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That is kind of asking what comes first .. Egg or chook... I think both sexs have strengths and weaknesses.. Men are simple and to the point.. Like a straight line.. Hence brunos ability to compare a child to money.. Women are more complex like a road with round abouts... We consider all options available before choosing the exit that most times is unquestionable.. |
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Reverse is the case here. It is the man who explore all options while the women act straight like a ruler. Men think with thier head women think with thier heart.
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Reverse is the case here. It is the man who explore all options while the women act straight like a ruler. Men think with thier head women think with thier heart. |
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Women are better at distraction. Once a man is distracted his brain becomes scrambled :-) . now I have to go make some scrambled eggs.. hi.u.. scrambled . semen. eggs anyone.. |
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Hahahahahah! Like scramled channels $
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Well I'd say both are smarter in their respect manners.
If you go by religion (or old fashioned way whatever you may call it) then answer is: women are smarter if they stay at home and take care of the home and do the cooking and laundry and take care of the kids and be in peace of mind, relax, if they feel any one to talk to, they can call their husband or these days may just txt them through mobile phone. Men are smarter if they go out and work hard and earn money and bring all kinda stuff for themselves and for their kids and family and never cheat upon their wifes. But in both of cases the they have to stick to their respective partners. Meaning if women are staying home it does not mean they start talking to others to cheat and if men goes it does not mean to look at other women and whistle, just stick to your own woman and you'd be very happy always. If you don't live by this religoius goodness and religious slandered then you would always be complaining.. that's my view, you may disagree though. : ) |
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Well I'd say both are smarter in their respect manners. If you go by religion (or old fashioned way whatever you may call it) then answer is: women are smarter if they stay at home and take care of the home and do the cooking and laundry and take care of the kids and be in peace of mind, relax, if they feel any one to talk to, they can call their husband or these days may just txt them through mobile phone. Men are smarter if they go out and work hard and earn money and bring all kinda stuff for themselves and for their kids and family and never cheat upon their wifes. But in both of cases the they have to stick to their respective partners. Meaning if women are staying home it does not mean they start talking to others to cheat and if men goes it does not mean to look at other women and whistle, just stick to your own woman and you'd be very happy always. If you don't live by this religoius goodness and religious slandered then you would always be complaining.. that's my view, you may disagree though. : ) |
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