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I have a closet of kevlar dating attire. Lol, is it fire proof too, there's more than one way to skin a cat Cat-skinning technique #2 is commonly used in the morning when preparing breakfast. However, some males object to #2 being performed in their apartments. |
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I have a closet of kevlar dating attire. 
Who would have ever guessed. 
I don't wear coveralls and muck boots ALL the time. 
hey Pancho, does this smell like petrol 
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I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.
Who would have ever guessed.
I don't wear coveralls and muck boots ALL the time.
I never assumed you did Just never dreamed Kevlar was so sexy!
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I live in a small flat and I've got knives in the kitchen. I just don't think that it's ladylike for her to go into the kitchen and start cooking things because it's like she's in the same room with me with a knife in her hand. I think if you pooped in the kitchen your knives would be safe. OH...you are crafty! |
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I live in a small flat and I've got knives in the kitchen. I just don't think that it's ladylike for her to go into the kitchen and start cooking things because it's like she's in the same room with me with a knife in her hand. I think if you pooped in the kitchen your knives would be safe. OH...you are crafty! Well, I poop regular. |
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Funny how a topic about knives went full circle...
Back to poop. |
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I m a nauti boi is ny1 der
 
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I double posted, that's how serious I am!!!! 
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Funny how a topic about knives went full circle... Back to poop. So, should we take a stab at returning to the original topic? |
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I m a nauti boi is ny1 der
You're naughty??? What did you do. Poop in someone's tiny flat. Shame, shame. |
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I m a nauti boi is ny1 der
You're naughty??? What did you do. Poop in someone's tiny flat. Shame, shame. No took the knives out while pooping! Double naughty!! |
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I m a nauti boi is ny1 der
You're naughty??? What did you do. Poop in someone's tiny flat. Shame, shame. A sharp observation that is. Now, let's cut to the chase before I become too pooped to continue taking a stab at the original topic. |
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Funny how a topic about knives went full circle... Back to poop. So, should we take a stab at returning to the original topic? Well, we're knee deep in it now. Don't know if there's any going back. Ahhhh poop on it. |
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Funny how a topic about knives went full circle... Back to poop. So, should we take a stab at returning to the original topic? When skinning those cats do you prefer the small paring knife or do you prefer one that has a more significant blade to it? 
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Funny how a topic about knives went full circle... Back to poop. So, should we take a stab at returning to the original topic? When skinning those cats do you prefer the small paring knife or do you prefer one that has a more significant blade to it?
Nowadays, I prefer what I eat to be shaven, not skinned. That is why I use ... 
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I live in a small flat and I've got knives in the kitchen. I just don't think that it's ladylike for her to go into the kitchen and start cooking things because it's like she's in the same room with me with a knife in her hand. Tawt! What type broads are you dating that this is a concern
Well, I often say that a woman would have to be mad to want to date me. Groucho Marx said that he would never join any club that would have him as a member and in a strange sort of way, I think that if Jesus had been here today he would have been cool about it because he said all of that about casting the first stone and judging yourself before you judge others and I've got to admit that I do like a properly cooked meal but it's just the size of this flat and I don't like people coming near me with knives. I just want to know what would be a polite way to say to her to not go near the knives because that makes me feel a bit uncomfortable and I don't want to offend her by asking her to put the knife down. She might think that I'm just saying that I want her to get her knickers down. I mean, she might think that I'm trying to seduce her and my trying to get her to put down the knife is because I plan to ravish her. |
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Funny how a topic about knives went full circle... Back to poop. So, should we take a stab at returning to the original topic? When skinning those cats do you prefer the small paring knife or do you prefer one that has a more significant blade to it?
Nowadays, I prefer what I eat to be shaven, not skinned. That is why I use ...
OMG where did you find this, cracked me up
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Funny how a topic about knives went full circle... Back to poop. So, should we take a stab at returning to the original topic? When skinning those cats do you prefer the small paring knife or do you prefer one that has a more significant blade to it?
Nowadays, I prefer what I eat to be shaven, not skinned. That is why I use ...
OMG where did you find this, cracked me up
It is an advertisement from The Melmacian Times. |
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Just order takeout and use the plastic utensils they give you.
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I only take a small hatchet...
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