A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were both set to square off for the
Olympic gold
medal.

Before the final match, the redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and
said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.

He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.

Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, You're
finished"; The redneck nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, the redneck and the Russian circled each other
several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian
lunged forward, grabbing the redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded
pretzel
hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream; then a cheer from the crowd and the
trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
in the air.

His back hit the mat with a thud and the redneck collapsed on top of him
making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded.

When he finally got his wrestler alone he asked "how did you ever get
out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered "well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my
last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies
just as hard as I could."

So the trainer exclaimed "that's what finished him off!"

"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts."

HA HA lmao

Just cute...lmao

mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She set them on a window sill.
Too see if they would.
FUCK

Good one cowboy!!

Hippie

RIGHT ON!! THAT WAS GOOD COWBOY!

lmao