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I reckon a feller would be proud of himself if a woman farted during sex...probably the closest he'll ever come to actually accomplishing the brag that he effed the sh*! out of a gal! 
Tsk! Tsk! 
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.. yes passing gas.. the last sound a woman wants to hear before she goes down on you. or vice a versa.. .. its like bad breath... why would you.... now farting when you're in the car together.. whole different topic..lmsao... Haha! its not that you would want too.. On second thought  
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Q: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a woman? A: A refrigerator doesn't pass gas when you put your meat into it. [For the record, I read the above joke somewhere else.] DoDo ..I got that joke off facebook |
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There was this girl that said to a guy that they could do a sixty nine if he wanted. "What's that?" he asked.
"I'll show you", she replied. So, they got into position and just when the guy was starting to get into it she farted in his face. She said sorry and he said alright and they continued. Then she farted again and when she asked him if he wanted to carry on he said, "No, I couldn't take another sixty seven of those". |
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There was this girl that said to a guy that they could do a sixty nine if he wanted. "What's that?" he asked. "I'll show you", she replied. So, they got into position and just when the guy was starting to get into it she farted in his face. She said sorry and he said alright and they continued. Then she farted again and when she asked him if he wanted to carry on he said, "No, I couldn't take another sixty seven of those".  
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A mate of mine used to work at a mushroom farm with a guy called Jimmy. He told me that there were a couple of girls that also worked there that came up to him one day and one of them asked him if he had ever heard a fanny fart. My mate replied, "Well, I've heard Jimmy fart".
Not sure if the Americans will get that but "fanny" means a lady's front bottom in this country. |
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Total freaking turn off!!!
He will have to do some serious over the top romance novel type s*it to even get to smell my hair again! |
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