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| Topic: Weird things that you read on profiles | |
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I did a search the other day and there was a sixty four year old woman, saying that she wanted to get pregnant and would pay up to two hundred quid if a guy manages to knock her up.
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let's just say "it's going to take helluva lot more than 200 quid" to get any 64 year old pregnant.
It would probably be a 1st. for the record books. |
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Probably a guy saying he wants to procreate with anyone and everyone so his family name can live on
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let's just say "it's going to take helluva lot more than 200 quid" to get any 64 year old pregnant. It would probably be a 1st. for the record books. Well, I've heard of women in their sixties getting pregnant with the aid of medical science. She even said on her profile when her fertile day is going to be. I suppose that the idea of a sixty four year old looking for a guy to have sex with her and promising money if she gets pregnant is rather amusing but maybe she's serious. You would think though that if she was, she would be having IVF and not looking for a sperm doner on a dating site. Another profile that I thought was funny recently had her full address, with the house number and everything where you tell people what your location is. I messaged her to ask if it was nice there. |
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This still cracks me up:
"Wanted..Soul Mat" |
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Edited by
no1phD
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Wed 03/12/14 01:28 PM
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.. just ask me
. I'll tell you later . call me and find out . if you want to know more. push send..lol |
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This still cracks me up: "Wanted..Soul Mat" well, when one tires of door-mats, this may be the natural progression. |
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This still cracks me up: "Wanted..Soul Mat" well, when one tires of door-mats, this may be the natural progression. 
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This still cracks me up: "Wanted..Soul Mat" well, when one tires of door-mats, this may be the natural progression.
I was never sure it was a typo :-) |
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I prefer older girls
Oh Sugar, thats on my own profile 
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This still cracks me up: "Wanted..Soul Mat" well, when one tires of door-mats, this may be the natural progression.
I was never sure it was a typo :-) *snickers rather loudly*... |
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I prefer older girls Oh Sugar, thats on my own profile
SNAP...!! |
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Edited by
OralManOnly
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Fri 03/14/14 11:40 AM
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I've really seen pretty wild and weird things on peoples profiles, however I have to always remind myself, it's obviously quite normal to them. I have no right to judge anyone, however I have to admit, some make me smile and some make me grimace :)
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What's there to read when some profiles indicates "no answer" on all fields and a simple "Hi" to describe who.they are. (Well just saying
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This still cracks me up: "Wanted..Soul Mat" Maybe they're Swedish. Mat is Swedish for food, maybe what they wanted is soul food. 
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Melmacian... .that's all I'm saying except I LOVE you DAVE!
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A empty photo profile listing all the " must haves" he/ she is expecting from the other person!
Really?? This isn't Burger King... YOU CAN NOT, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! 
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I don't mind lengthy descriptions, but when they're ALL CAPS...
I'm thinking WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?! |
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