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Topic: Unlikely things for a tourist to hear
funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 01:35 PM
You may be wondering why we have so many foreign treasures here at the British Museum. And the answer is simple. Gun beats spear!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45425	Wed 02/26/14 01:53 PM
Fort Knox: "You will be strip-searched upon leaving. Mr. Goldfinger is very thorough."

suttlekrissy Joined Fri 02/14/14 Posts: 174	Wed 02/26/14 01:57 PM
If you look out of the left window you will see the Washington Monument. You have probably already guessed why his wife, Martha, always had a smile on her face

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 02:14 PM
This is the Captain of your ship speaking. Welcome to Somali criuses

suttlekrissy Joined Fri 02/14/14 Posts: 174	Wed 02/26/14 02:29 PM
Passing the Lincoln Memorial: This is our 16th President and, no, he is not sitting on the toilet!!!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 02/26/14 02:30 PM
yes we name our money after animals..

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 02:43 PM
Please do not take photos of the natives, they believe it takes part of their soul. But besides that, please do enjoy your stay in Louisiana.

suttlekrissy Joined Fri 02/14/14 Posts: 174	Wed 02/26/14 02:56 PM
Visiting Mt. Rushmore: No, their butts are not sticking out the other side of the mountain!

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 03:05 PM
JFK, Ghandi, John Lennon. If you don't want your children to be assasinated, then please don't name them after an airport.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 02/26/14 03:11 PM
Please don't get too close to Goofy, he has the mange.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 02/26/14 03:14 PM
yes ma'am all the taxi meters. start at $100..

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 03:27 PM
In the event of the cabin decompressing, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling and dangle in front of your blue faces

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 02/26/14 03:38 PM
no you don't have to tip your chambermaid...

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45425	Wed 02/26/14 03:46 PM
These are cracking me up :-)

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 03:47 PM
The plane is about to land in India, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 200years.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 02/26/14 03:49 PM
no no help yourself to the mini bar it's free...

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Wed 02/26/14 03:49 PM
Drinking the water could lead to convulsions and possibly death.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 02/26/14 03:53 PM
why yes just leave your shoes outside your door . and you will find them freshly polished for you in the morning...

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Wed 02/26/14 03:56 PM
The free breakfast is really free and has not been added in any surcharges listed on your bill.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 04:06 PM
We have a pet minding service, it's called 'Ace kebabs', call free on

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