An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. ��There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse��s anus and licked it. ��Now you must do the same, he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. Second, the professor continued, ��you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man��s anus, but licked my index finger?��

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