After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, Well little lady, why don't you go give it a try?

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .

DAMN!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!

Barefoot or not,she had more than she needed

eather way that is one bad a** bitchhhh !

okay did I hear something about "free shoes".. oh so not fair.. don't play with a player like that.. you say free shoes. I expected there to be free M&F shoes.. Ohh. that's just cold players..

A blonde was riding a horse. As she rode she began to slide off the horse. She rode awhile longer and slide under the horses belly. She began screaming for help. The walmart manager came over and unplugged it.

A blonde was riding a horse. As she rode she began to slide off the horse. She rode awhile longer and slide under the horses belly. She began screaming for help. The walmart manager came over and unplugged it.

A blonde was riding a horse. As she rode she began to slide off the horse. She rode awhile longer and slide under the horses belly. She began screaming for help. The walmart manager came over and unplugged it.