Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the
older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he
took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains
one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The
following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and
her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the
lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be
getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have
thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her
heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he
was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and
began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end
of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever,
because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was
making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It
just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth
fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She
said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the
ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to
kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with
both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket
and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay
back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis
started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch.
I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After
a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got
up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her
boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to
courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the
eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I
guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time,
Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead,
because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the
toilet.

LOL good one

lmao

lmao that's really funny!

That one when I saw it for the first time in high school was titled how
to kill a MS eel.

LMAO, THAT WAS GOOD

lmao

I just read that shit on myspace the other day...fucking halarious!

that was good lmao