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Topic: Is this the Truth???
MIKE4001 Joined Tue 05/29/07 Posts: 2392	Mon 09/10/07 01:51 PM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 15 and 70 a man is like Korea - ruled by a D**K

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Mon 09/10/07 01:52 PM
I don't feel like Russia

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 09/10/07 01:54 PM
i hate money?!?!!!!!!!!! i will not trade for money!!! hey invis.. how are you??

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Mon 09/10/07 01:55 PM
Hey izzie

JMellish Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 644	Mon 09/10/07 01:57 PM
Thats funny right there...

Summerz Joined Sun 08/12/07 Posts: 147	Mon 09/10/07 01:59 PM
Hey now. Im dont need reconstruction. Some toning maybe but the foundation is good.

kingbreeze Joined Tue 08/29/06 Posts: 7600	Mon 09/10/07 02:01 PM
point me in the direction to afridia please.

BayAreaGal Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 6070	Mon 09/10/07 02:02 PM
LMAO!! India, indeed!

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Mon 09/10/07 02:03 PM
sheesh king, you can't have your cake and eat it.

kingbreeze Joined Tue 08/29/06 Posts: 7600	Mon 09/10/07 02:06 PM
you're probably right invisible but i won't stop trying.

TheLonelyWalker Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11870	Mon 09/10/07 02:06 PM
i have to choose india

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 09/10/07 02:10 PM
MIKE... This is NOT the way to get a woman to like you...

im2fun Joined Mon 12/04/06 Posts: 426	Mon 09/10/07 02:13 PM
I am definitely NOT Russia, am not frigid and cold quite the opposite

MIKE4001 Joined Tue 05/29/07 Posts: 2392	Mon 09/10/07 02:16 PM
Puffins...I've given up on the women liking me or not... Just thought this topic would wake up the site for a little while

pms64 Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 1143	Mon 09/10/07 02:36 PM
OMG, I am Yugoslavia. I have always need the reconstruction, but as far as the others, it's true. I give up, waving the white flag here.

morethanjust_janedoe Joined Mon 03/12/07 Posts: 488	Mon 09/10/07 02:36 PM
shout out to africa!!! half discovered? think i know my boundaries half wild. i would agree. i get the whole jeckle and mr. hyde thing going from time to time. lol. (wildness only comes out at night usually)

Maje Joined Thu 06/14/07 Posts: 7	Mon 09/10/07 02:39 PM
Packing bags and moving to india...

Alanna77 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 1191	Mon 09/10/07 02:42 PM
lol wild and half discovered? lol hmmmm i like to keep the other half of me a secrete the evil side heeheee

JMellish Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 644	Mon 09/10/07 02:55 PM
The evil side is usually the fun side...lol.

rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Mon 09/10/07 03:12 PM
I ain't up for trade!!!!