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Topic: Why is Chuck Norris so popular?
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sun 01/12/14 11:42 AM Edited by Dodo_David on Sun 01/12/14 11:44 AM
The Queen of Hearts loses her head over Chuck Norris.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 01/12/14 11:46 AM
He's that guy that took a good whipping by Bruce Lee. So what's all the fuss about? yeah, I always thought he was the captain kirk while the spocks got undeserved second billing,,, lol but to each their own

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 01/12/14 11:50 AM
maybe people saw him as the American Bruce Lee back then...

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 01/12/14 11:54 AM
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sun 01/12/14 12:26 PM


msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 01/12/14 12:36 PM
on a sidenote, he looks like a guy I once dated googled him recently and found that he has become a registered sex offender,,,,,spooky,,,,lol

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 01/12/14 12:41 PM
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 01/12/14 12:42 PM
on a sidenote, he looks like a guy I once dated googled him recently and found that he has become a registered sex offender,,,,,spooky,,,,lol lex?

Greg812003 Joined Wed 12/18/13 Posts: 46	Sun 01/12/14 12:43 PM
Why is Chuck Norris so popular? There is no reason on this earth. I cannot speak for the reality challenged :-) There are some things you just can not teach people haha. They have to know it deep within.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Sun 01/12/14 12:43 PM Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Sun 01/12/14 12:44 PM
Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 01/12/14 12:47 PM
Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sun 01/12/14 12:57 PM
There is only one person who is tougher than Chuck Norris:

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Sun 01/12/14 02:00 PM
Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. Well, tell you wot, you can have Chuck, and I'll have Adrian Paul to go. No need to gift wrap him, I'll stick him in my car and drive him straight home

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sun 01/12/14 02:57 PM
Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. Well, tell you wot, you can have Chuck, and I'll have Adrian Paul to go. No need to gift wrap him, I'll stick him in my car and drive him straight home you can have them both... double fun for you!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Sun 01/12/14 03:16 PM
Jet Li! Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal and don't forget Adrian Paul. He got sword fighting down to a T and dang is he sexy!!! I think I just fell in love with Adrian Paul, again ... Keeps happening to me, again and again and again ... yea, yea Adrian Paul is cool, but not chuck norris... Well, he done Hung Gar, Tae-Kwon-Do, Qi Gong, Karate, Shaolin Kung Fu, boxing and sword fighting (katana) and a bit of Aikido. Good enough for me. You only have to kill someone once, you know. The way he wields that katana ... can I get a cooling fan, please! all great, but still, not chuck norris...wiki says: Norris made history in 1990 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[14] In 1999, Norris was inducted into the Martial Arts History Museum's Hall of Fame. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. Well, tell you wot, you can have Chuck, and I'll have Adrian Paul to go. No need to gift wrap him, I'll stick him in my car and drive him straight home you can have them both... double fun for you! Nah, you fought so hard for him, you can take your prize home! I don't like beards anyway.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 01/13/14 09:48 AM
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Wed 01/15/14 09:03 AM
He's one of the three or four individuals that learned directly from Bruce Lee. Don't mess with him. Haha.

tustinboi Joined Tue 01/14/14 Posts: 1	Wed 01/15/14 09:28 AM
because under Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin. There is only another fist.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Wed 01/15/14 10:10 PM Edited by mightymoe on Wed 01/15/14 10:11 PM
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his *** twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false as�� no one could survive it the first time.

Lpdon Joined Thu 02/25/10 Posts: 18772	Thu 01/16/14 12:23 AM
He's that guy that took a good whipping by Bruce Lee. So what's all the fuss about? He was also one of Bruce Lee's top students and was part of his funeral. He is a great actor and a great fighter.