But it would be a special breed of pervs. hahaha

Yeah, the kind you need penicillin for after you meet them...

Maybe a chemical peel. Acid wash? hahaha

And new undies. Because you always need new undies.

Maybe someone like Monk to give you advice on how to be sure you're clean. lol

Now you sound like that Charmin commercial, the one with the bears....that commercial is creepy and cute at the same time.

I would never take advice from a bear on how to wipe my butt. They're much more likely to give me advice that will allow them to eat me. Plus that does kind of look like a commercial for pedophiles at times. lol

Why is that adult bear looking at that cubs butt?

I'm pretty sure a talking bear would prefer table food.

I want to ask if you've ever seen the bear whisperer but I'm not sure if that's what it's called. lol

I didn't know there was a bear whisperer, I know about that guy who liked to hug aligators, but he's no longer among us, so I don't know...

It was some nutty fella I think in Alaska who would get called to deal with bears. I only watched it once and thought the guy was so stupid it wasn't worth watching anymore. Watching him yell at baby bears so they will stop eating garbage was enough for me.

two others shows I will never watch again. Fatal attractions and animal hoarders. I will never watch fatal attractions again because the people on that show shouldn't be alive. They are so stupid that it's a pity that they haven't been eaten instead of the people close to them.

Animal Hoarders is just gross. People who have so many cats that they are crapping on everything and ever destroying TV's and other items in the house need serious psychiatric help.

There are humans who hoard food?



















Well, from a Melmacian perspective, that is hoarding food.

Well you are welcome to find the people hoarding cats and eat all their cats. Then all they would have to do is clean all the crap from their house so they don't die from some odd parasite or disease.

I will rescue all the cats too. Especially if they're orange kitties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQSoMakoIU

So you want want a bunch of cats running around you house like that?

Dodo you may not want to watch that video. It will make you hungry. lol

Nah, I'd rescue them and find them good homes. I'm allergic to cats, pretty sure a group like that would kill me.

Only allergy I have, provided it is an allergy, is the sun. I go out side and it's like playing Russian roulette. Sometimes I sneeze and sometimes I don't.

Maybe you're allergic to the pollen? That's the only good thing about winter, everything is dead, no pollen or other windswept crap to get in my nose and tickle it.

I sneeze in the winter too. It doesn't really make a difference. Besides it's usually only when I first go outside. It's not a constant thing. I hope I never get an allergy to chocolate or candy. I'll make myself miserable by eating it anyway. lol

I got a pimple from eating too much chocolate. I was so proud of how clear my skin is from the cream and then a box of candy later, and wham! back to square one....which means I really have to finish it now since I have nothing left to lose.