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Topic: Meaningless Thread
izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 05:45 PM
Guess you're not part of my audience then are you? hahaha You have a audience? Anyone who likes my sense of humor. From your response you don't like it so you are not part of that group now are ya? It's all in how you define audience.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 05:48 PM
I'm easy, so I'm his audience...wait, that came out all wrong....

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 12/27/13 05:49 PM
How I define "audience" is meaningless on a meaningless thread.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 05:50 PM
Hey. I like that kind of an audience. hahaha

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 12/27/13 05:50 PM
I'm easy, so I'm his audience...wait, that came out all wrong.... Or did it?

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 05:52 PM


izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 05:55 PM
Those red cheeks look great. But the yellow skin could be an indication of a liver disorder. Might want to get that checked. hahaha

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 05:57 PM
My liver is fine, I haven't had a drink in ages.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 06:02 PM
Have any drink had you? Kind of like that pot plant in Scary movie smoking the guy who smoked pot. I guess it would work something like that.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 06:05 PM
Nope, I've had too much chocolate though...it even gave me a damn pimple.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 06:17 PM
Have you ever had one of those facial things where some evil hate filled woman squeezes every pore on your face to get rid of blackheads?

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 06:18 PM
No, I have Biore pore strips though. They're very cool, you peel it off and look at the strip and it's dammmmmmnnnnn, all those little black pricks.... Hahaha, I said pricks......

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 06:26 PM
My youngest sis said she tried those once and they didn't work for her. I wonder if they pull out hair. I would hate to try one and have it pull out my whiskers.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 06:33 PM
Facial hair scares me.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 06:35 PM
Well if I knew a way to murder my facial hair and the hair on my head I would kill it all. It would be so much easier than shaving my head and face once every week or two.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 06:38 PM
Why shave your head? Head hair is sexy....

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 06:42 PM
Because my head starts to itch and it drives me nuts so I cut it off. The hair not my head.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 06:44 PM
They make a cream for that. Or an ointment. Not sure which is better. Glad you haven't tried to cut off your head. That would make wearing hats in winter awkward. And a little pointless.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 06:47 PM
But I wold make a famous horseman.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 06:49 PM
And you could carry a sword. Which is sort of a big knife. So it'd be a win. But you would be headless, so it's not really winning.