1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.



2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.



3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.



4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if ti e d to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.



5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.



6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.



7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.



8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.



9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock e ven t hough a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.



10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.



11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.



12. Super glue is forever.



13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.



14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.



15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.



17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.



18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.



19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.



20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.



21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.



22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.



23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.



24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.



25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Katie...

That was cute!!!

I liked #4 and loved #25...

I thought it was funny

#25 is true...Chris did it

((( Katie )))) to cool

#21,, Nor does it make snails any cleaner,,, Ewwwww not a pretty site

#10,, Ohhhhhhhhhhh how that brings back memories,, I have 3 boys

@ the lego line!

I know first hand that is true!!

Gotta love nephews!

All true, but son's help create GRANDKIDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwwwwwwww yes they do ((( Don ))))) and my three year old grandson is giving his daddy a run for the money,,, Whooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Life is to sweet,,,

Got told before son left, looks like #3 in MArch, before he comes home in MAy.

OOOH yeah...if my Mom was still alive she would be gloating that this tomboy got her just rewards by having a son late in life hehehe!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh (((Don)))) congrats to you and the family,, My daily prayers for you my friend and the safe return of your son,,, Grandkids are the best have two #3 due in Dec...

Hugs

My 2 boys never did any of those things and I doubt ever will, although my twin and I covered a couple of them when mom wasn't looking. Mine try the whole matchbox cars as roller blades routine.

Why have a son when you can have a girl like me????

My son says today, and its all true, that he was a better kid than I ever was...


Apparantly I was a "painter" and it wasnt with paint!!!

I also cut off all my dolls hair and expected it to grow back.

My mom's lipstick was made for eating not wearing.

I thought smoking cigarettes meant burning cartons of my dads cigarettes in a bonfire I decided to make in the back alley.

Just some of the things that girls are quite capable of...

clorox and brake fluid.....really?

LMAO

Its funny all the stories we can share

Is Clorox bleach? ....just wondering...

*hides brakefluid behind back*

Yes Clorox is bleach


*runs for cover*

thats so great... my son tries to paint the outlets((that are covered now)) with his popcicle..... and that cat food you can hide in your diaper and save for later cause if mama finds you your little butt is mine... but cat turds are only fun to squesh in your hands and well your own poop is great for painting your grandmas 3000 dollar couch with.... or seeing if it taste like it did when it went in

oh my