Wax on, wax off!

OMG...waxing your eybrows is soooo much different than what he wanted to do!!
I would love to have a video camera for that ****!
Haaahaahaaha

THE happy trail, hmmm

You're killing me!!!

I'd rather be the one pulling off the waxing strips...! Film THAT! Ha!!

Yes I had to explain the mapping of the happy trail to a couple of girls yesterday...

I think maybe I warped Bay forever!LMAO..

"mapping of the happy trail"???



You mean with road flares and orange cones??

Hee heee heee.....exactly.

So Phil....you didn't answer the question...do you have a happy trail?

I don't think I have a happy trail, however I DO have plans for a landing strip.

no little hair trail leading from your belly button to below your waist line...hmmmmm....what a shame...

ah sh*t your name is Phil? I'm sorry

Is there a particular advantage to having one of these happy trails that i need to know about? Can I show it to the chicks in bars to try to get some action, or do I just have to talk about it a lot?

Trivia question, who all has happy trails in this post?

philospher!

Fresh is obsessed! If you don't have one, she'll be more than happy to map one out for ya!

If thats the only way to get some action around here I guess I better check into the happy trails plans.

'If you build it, they will come'


Go where your heart sings...where your soul resonates...

As to chances...pfffttt!!!

'Go boldy, where no man has gone before'...

(oops, I am full of quotes this morning)

Philosopher, people are pretty much everywhere these days, and one can be lonely in a city of 5 billion.. well, slight exaggeration on population...but you get my drift..

Go to where you are most calm, and content...it will reflect outwards, and be like a magnet to the right people.

Hey phil...I need that landing strip..QUICK!!!
Do you fly?? It's always good to buy property up against a golf course or a lake. It's a great investment. If the place is going to be developed in the next 10 years you will make a mint on any property you sell off.

No it won't ruin your chances of meeting a sweet girl. I would be happy to move there!!!!!

Ok, Ok. Lakeman sold me on your proposition.

As long as our prenup has a 50-50 clause and an opt-out clause after 10 years, I don't mind moving up there. I wouldn't mind knowing I'm sitting on "mint" for 10 years...

Nah...pass...I'd rather roll in clover, than sit on mint..

Is it possible these "Happy Trails" lead to a rose garden?