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There's some wound in a ball over there, hon...it's yours from last years shave..still waiting on my alpaca socks...
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you would love my legs....LOL
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OO flabby girl..mmm...gimme some fur baby...oooooyea!!
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 Oh boy...I'm starting tolose it...I have a cow and a llama as a husband and wife gig now....
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freshmountainair gurl...
entice them into the open with charm and wit anesthetize them with beautiful thoughts and capture them with intense passion - voila!! sealed with a slow kiss and free to ascend the breeze |
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Was that naked karaoke, s1ow???
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ears perk up
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grabbing the mike again...FEEEELINGS...WOAH WOAH WOAH FEELINGS!!
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he may not of bee naked but I am now...hope you like harry legs...LOL...just teasin' I see you are married!
But that waa lovely 
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delicately as i step around the fewmets
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See I cant even type straight....LOL
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LOL..animals don't marry...they just breed at will!!!
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One mention of naked and gooey words, and peoples fingers fall off...
And Lakeman....you crack me up.... I have a mental picture of the llama, eyes closed, face to the night sky all scrunched up...crooning away!!!
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grabbing the llama by the mane and whacking him on the back
to help him cough up the mike.... |
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OOOO I wish I'd never met you girl....you'll never come again!!!
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Thanks for retrieving the mike there slow!!!
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New York ...New YORK...A...helluva town!!!!
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Pretty sure I wouldn't use that mike after it was shoved down a llama's throat...LMAO.
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S'ok...you wont get a chance...looks like he's winding up for an all nighter...want a beer Mountaingal??
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requests "freebird"
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