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She's the second from the left, isn't she!! 
nope.. I'm over here 
hello, yeah right, I'm only here for your mind |
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Do I smell a luau ?
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She's the second from the left, isn't she!!
nope.. I'm over here
Zee, now you are the one who needs to sleep it off. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Tue 01/07/14 06:02 AM
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Merry Orthodox Christmas!�
� January 7th on the Gregorian calendar is December 25th on the Julian calendar, when the Eastern Orthodox Church celebrates the birth of Messiah Jesus. � Meanwhile ... � On the 13th day of Christmas, I returned these gifts for me: � 12 Drummers Drumming �(I don't need a marching band in my house.) � 22 Pipers Piping �(I wish that they would pipe down.) � 30 Lords a Leaping �(Since when is the game of leap-frog a Christmas activity?) � 36 Ladies Dancing �(If "Dancing with the Stars" didn't want them, then why should I?) � 40 Maids a Milking (plus the 40 cows that they were a milking. Uh, watch your step. They aren't house-broken.) � 42 Swans a Swimming (I'll never get all of the feathers out of my swimming pool.) � 42 Geese a Laying (Anyone want some goose eggs? My doctor told me to cut down on cholesterol.) � 40 Gold Rings (plus 40 creepy little dudes all saying "My Precious!") � 36 Calling Birds (They ran up my phone bill.) � 30 French Hens (I don't speak French, and I don't want to be hen-pecked.) � 22 Turtle Doves (You know what doves do to statues? Well, they do the same to houses.) � 12 Partridges in 12 Pear Trees (I don't want my house turned into an orchard, and I don't want to host a reunion of the Partridge Family.) � With the money that I received back, I was able to have my home professionally cleaned.�
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after selling all that..
 you only got enough to clean the house?? dude.. they saw you comin.. 
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Do I smell a luau ? you sure do
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after selling all that.. you only got enough to clean the house?? dude.. they saw you comin..
I didn't say that all of the money was spent on cleaning the house. |
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Luau! Awesome.
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happy Tuesday peoples
as it happens.. over the holidays I stocked up on my usual fave wine.. Pfaffenheims Gewurztraminer.. 
the only year available was the 2012.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEllllllllllllllllllllll... I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disappointed.. the first bottle was opened.. a screw top 'n no cork  I was mind blown.. then came the tasting.. what I had expected was the full body flavor assaulting my taste buds when..... in fact... it was the WORST wine experience EVER!!! 
so being WHO I am.. on Dec. 30th I rang up the brewer in France.. yes folks.. I went straight to the source and spoke to the guys that make the stuff!! anywho.. I got a call yesterday from the local office apologizing for the 'bad batch' problem and asked I have the remaining bottles be given to a local rep that would come to my home for pick up.. AWEsome!! they're even going to look for older years WITH a cork for me as replacements..  apparently because I called France from Canada.. I'm a Highly VALUED-ExCEPTional & Executive client noice!!!
also.. because I came forward and 'spoke out' (which is only right on ANY occasion as we work hard for our $$.. and we SHOULD get what we paid for AND expect when doling out those hard earned dollars!!) they'll be sending me the replacements (including the one we opened) AND (as the woman said) a SURPRISE gift!! hmmmmmmm.. I wonder what that would be.. she also mentioned she had a Grand Cru Gewurztraminer that I'd most likely enjoy..
I was told to expect someone this week to ring by and make the exchange..  I'll let ya know how it works out!!
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after selling all that.. you only got enough to clean the house?? dude.. they saw you comin..
I didn't say that all of the money was spent on cleaning the house. well.. that was kinda implied when you wrote THIS... no?? 
With the money that I received back, I was able to have my home professionally cleaned.
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Do I smell a luau ? you sure do
 ohhhh my.. how yummy looking they are...
i mean.. uhmmm..never mind.. 
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yup.. pigs look pretty delicious.. don't they
Oh cabin boy...
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happy HUMP day folks
dat's it.. I got nothing else 
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[Tiptoes out of my padded room]
[grabs a mike and an 800 mg ibuprofen and heads back to my padded room] 
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welcome to Thirsty Thursdays folks
it's cold here, although thankfully not bitter.. the sun is shining (thus the cold) which means there's no snow to shovel at the moment
I know what I DO need though.. WORK!!! a paycheck would come in handy bout now..  anywho.. this too shall pass huh.. eventually.. 
have a good day peoples!!
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Woo Hoo, Luau. Pass the pork with pineapple please
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Edited by
marteeny
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Thu 01/09/14 06:14 PM
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Woo Hoo, Luau. Pass the pork with pineapple please
Think I'd rather have the sexy Hawaiians guys
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personally.. I'd start with the pork.. THEN tackle the beef
a-looooooooo-wa-he.. a-loooooooo-wa-he.. wolka-wolka
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Thu 01/09/14 07:34 PM
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personally.. I'd start with the pork.. THEN tackle the beef
a-looooooooo-wa-he.. a-loooooooo-wa-he.. wolka-wolka
What, no cat?
By the way, why aren't the regulars here asking me questions about Melmacians? Why not "Ask A Melmacian"? That is http://mingle2.com/topic/382904 Now let me feel the love.
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Michelle Keegan makes Grumpy cat smile!
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