the pitaful people thing is for the ones sending brains hate mail...
(((Cfire))) hiya gurlie!!

Yeah ya (((catch))), ohhhh. Hate mail. Scarey huh? Just breaks my heart when that happens to me, sighhhhhh.

I've never gotten hate mail!!

Hehehe, I was just being sarcastic, hehehe. So far no hate mail

I love your commentaries on these!! They crack me up!

narcolepticdating.com & Chicago school system!!

narcolepticdating.com was one of my faves. Cracked me up all of them

EVERYONES COOLER ON-LINE.......So I'm 6'2 eyes blue, great tan with no lines, I'm rich, I travel the world 3 to 4 times a year. I drive a Porche topless....I have a six-pack big shoulders, did I tell you I was rich. I'm not looking for a relasionship right now I have 3-sums a few times a week, but talk to me on-line & maybe your the one to win my heart. Did I say I'm RICH...Ask me anthing you want on-line & I'll tell you what you want to hear...I'm only interested in cyber-romance & cybersex......Did you check out my MYSPACE......AND DID I TELL YOU I'M RICH....THAT'S WHY I CALL MYSELF GREATCATCH....MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME WHERE I FIND A HOT HUNK PICTURE ON-LINE, I'VE SEEM TO MISSPLACED MINE.....Please send me a note if I missed something.....

Interpretation of catch's find...

SO...I'm 5'3,(5'6 in cowboyboots)..blue contacts, kind of an orange colour from the fake tan, I'm maxed out on my creditcards, I travel the world wibe web four or five times ayear, I drive a beat up camero, which lost it's roof in an underpass accident....I have a sick pack of coronas, big shoulders compared to my biceps, did I tell you I was maxed out on my creditcard? I'm desperate for a relationship right now, and have fantasies of threesomes a few times a day, but PLEEEEEASE talk to me online and maybe I can beg you to be the one. Did I say I'm MAXED out?..Ask me anthing you want on-line & I'll tell you what you want to hear...I just want to get my rocks off online...yeah baby!..Check out MYSPACE...oh yeah baby...AND DID I TELL YOU I"M MAXED OUT ON MY CREDIT CARDS...THAT"S WHY I CALLMYSELF GREATCATCH....cause no one else will...I don't know how to use google images so couldn't upload a HOT HUNK PIC....pleeeeease message me..


(The names have been changed to protect the innocent...no small animals were harmed in the making of this)

****snort***

I hope Stander is your dog....
I almost wet myself! Spilling my coffee! *snort*

Lex you better post more of these... They are funny!

What is funny is how fast people in the last 48 hours have re-edited their initial profiles so they don't end up here now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICE RESEARCH LEX AS USUAL