Topic: Deprived of sex
Magnus69's photo
Tue 11/19/13 03:42 PM
Yeah well I wouldn't screw kids dumbass.

izzyphoto1977's photo
Tue 11/19/13 03:53 PM

Yeah well I wouldn't screw kids dumbass.


Dude. It was just a joke. No need to get all angry. Plus you get in trouble for fighting like that.

Have you ever seen Deliver us from evil? It's one of the creepiest documentaries I've ever seen where they interview this priest who is a pedophile. I was thinking of that when you said "I'm not a priest." So chill dude. Try not to take things so personal.

Magnus69's photo
Tue 11/19/13 03:56 PM
I wasn't mad. It's a figure of speech. Really? You thought I was mad. Wow, I'm laughing my *** off!

no photo
Tue 11/19/13 03:59 PM



Yeah well I wouldn't screw kids dumbass.


Dude. It was just a joke. No need to get all angry. Plus you get in trouble for fighting like that.

Have you ever seen Deliver us from evil? It's one of the creepiest documentaries I've ever seen where they interview this priest who is a pedophile. I was thinking of that when you said "I'm not a priest." So chill dude. Try not to take things so personal.


I wasn't mad. It's a figure of speech. Really? You thought I was mad. Wow, I'm laughing my *** off!


rofl rofl

izzyphoto1977's photo
Tue 11/19/13 04:01 PM
Well what would you expect when someone calls you a name like that. I tend to think most people would take that as an insult and some without as much self control would start fighting. Mostly I'm just suggesting you be careful with those kind of things. Might get you into trouble. Maybe you'll go to Mingle jail or Mingle prison. hahaha

Magnus69's photo
Tue 11/19/13 04:04 PM
Well you suggested that I might have sex with children. So I figured no holds barred. I think that does make you a dumbass though. Am I right?

izzyphoto1977's photo
Tue 11/19/13 04:07 PM

Well you suggested that I might have sex with children. So I figured no holds barred. I think that does make you a dumbass though. Am I right?


No. I suggested if you were a priest that you might be a pedophile. It was a pedophile priest joke. Not a pedophile biker joke. Someone needs to pay attention to details.

no photo
Tue 11/19/13 04:09 PM
This just keeps getting better!!laugh Izzy, I think you've met your match!!.LMAO!!

Magnus69's photo
Tue 11/19/13 04:13 PM
I never suggested that I thought you said anything about bikers. Details? I think I'm onto something here. I think I've shaken the dumbass tree a little too hard.

Magnus69's photo
Tue 11/19/13 04:20 PM
Edited by Magnus69 on Tue 11/19/13 04:21 PM
I'll let you off the hook izzy

If I were a priest I'd be an honorable, God fearing one. Whatever I am, I am to the 10th. However no matter what I am I wouldn't prey on kids. Your initial joke did cause a shadow of a smile so I'll give you a fist bump or whatever it is the younger crowd does these days. Peace brother.

izzyphoto1977's photo
Tue 11/19/13 05:41 PM
It's all good man. With where I live I never heard the bump thing. Although there are plenty of gangster wana-bees here. So perhaps those younger than me use that term.

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 11/19/13 06:24 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 11/19/13 06:31 PM
Quit f*ing our expressions
and wearing our coloursrant

jus kidding guys, hows the water over
here...maybe I shouldn't say KIDding

A Catholic P & a jewish R are walking
down the road and see two boys and
the p says we should F* them k..s
and the R said out of whatnoway

no photo
Tue 11/19/13 06:34 PM

I'll let you off the hook izzy

If I were a priest I'd be an honorable, God fearing one. Whatever I am, I am to the 10th. However no matter what I am I wouldn't prey on kids. Your initial joke did cause a shadow of a smile so I'll give you a fist bump or whatever it is the younger crowd does these days. Peace brother.


so does that mean you're not a pedo??? just curioushuh

no photo
Tue 11/19/13 06:37 PM
Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Tue 11/19/13 06:37 PM




Yeah well I wouldn't screw kids dumbass.


Dude. It was just a joke. No need to get all angry. Plus you get in trouble for fighting like that.

Have you ever seen Deliver us from evil? It's one of the creepiest documentaries I've ever seen where they interview this priest who is a pedophile. I was thinking of that when you said "I'm not a priest." So chill dude. Try not to take things so personal.


I wasn't mad. It's a figure of speech. Really? You thought I was mad. Wow, I'm laughing my *** off!




rofl rofl


help leigh I'm confused and Pony is tryna turn this into a religious thread....slaphead

izzyphoto1977's photo
Tue 11/19/13 08:52 PM

Quit f*ing our expressions
and wearing our coloursrant

jus kidding guys, hows the water over
here...maybe I shouldn't say KIDding

A Catholic P & a jewish R are walking
down the road and see two boys and
the p says we should F* them k..s
and the R said out of whatnoway



I remember a joke from a podcast. Something about two pedophiles sitting on a door step when a ten year old girl walks past. One looks at the other and says something about how she's grown up. The other replies something like "Yeah, she was hotter when she was eight."

no photo
Tue 11/19/13 08:57 PM


So I gotta say:
No sex here for three years. Wife has medical issues that prevent it. So, three years of jerking off to porn really sucks man. If a chic looks in my general direction I get a stiffy. If she smiles I damn near bust a nut. Yeah the women in the porn videos are smokin hot but they can't interact with you other that what you imagine. I'm not a priest dammit I need some P***Y!!!!


Thank god your not a priest. Sounds like all the kids in your area would be in trouble. Then maybe there would be a Deliver us from evil 2 documentary made.


rofl

LAlifestyle's photo
Tue 11/19/13 09:39 PM
oh harmony, thats too long for sure. can one lose the want or ability for sensual touch after 18 years?

Barry

LAlifestyle's photo
Tue 11/19/13 09:44 PM
cute, logical, but lonely response Leigh.

isaac_dede's photo
Tue 11/19/13 11:06 PM
damn a deprived of sex thread turns to pedophile jokes......you guys do realize it says DEPRIVED and not DEPRAVED right?

izzyphoto1977's photo
Tue 11/19/13 11:24 PM

damn a deprived of sex thread turns to pedophile jokes......you guys do realize it says DEPRIVED and not DEPRAVED right?


lol

Well when you have a nut like me around things can go just about anywhere. hahaha