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You get this type of messages too? Often very young guys from India.
Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Would this be their dream scenario: Man: Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Crystal: Sounds good, when can we meet? Man: How bout dinner tonight? Crystal: Great! I know this really cool place! Man hops on flying carpet to travel 6400 KM to Europe (4000 M). Over Iran his carpet runs out of fuel, plummets down, falls through the roof of a mosque during morning prayer. Thank god, oops, thank Allah, his carpet is facing east and he has no choice but to join the prayers and convert to Islam. As soon as he can, he gets his @ss out of there. Unfortunately a similar thing happens over Slovakia and a bunch of vampires nearly sux the life out of him! He finally makes it to Amsterdam in one piece, chuffed he survived the mosque, the vampires and then … there's me. About to pull the carpet, err... rug from under his feet. Message to all boys from India: Just p*ss off on your carpet, I eat 19-24 yr olds for breakfast! Well really! I'm truly very sweet and kind, but it's almost Halloween, what do you expect? |
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You get this type of messages too? Often very young guys from India. Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Would this be their dream scenario: Man: Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Crystal: Sounds good, when can we meet? Man: How bout dinner tonight? Crystal: Great! I know this really cool place! Man hops on flying carpet to travel 6400 KM to Europe (4000 M). Over Iran his carpet runs out of fuel, plummets down, falls through the roof of a mosque during morning prayer. Thank god, oops, thank Allah, his carpet is facing east and he has no choice but to join the prayers and convert to Islam. As soon as he can, he gets his @ss out of there. Unfortunately a similar thing happens over Slovakia and a bunch of vampires nearly sux the life out of him! He finally makes it to Amsterdam in one piece, chuffed he survived the mosque, the vampires and then … there's me. About to pull the carpet, err... rug from under his feet. Message to all boys from India: Just p*ss off on your carpet, I eat 19-24 yr olds for breakfast! Well really! I'm truly very sweet and kind, but it's almost Halloween, what do you expect? Oh, CrystalFairy, this has to be the best quote ever!! 
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crystal,,,,loved your india story........
 when i see your picture it reminds me of the movie...the good witch,,starring catherine bell it was on the hallmark channel......''not all witches are bad..''....
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Thank you both
Catherine Bell? I'm flattered, wish that was true,  Maybe I can cast a spell, but hang on, I don't practice (white) witchcraft no more. Then again, Halloween (Samhain) being upon us, I might do a ritual of sorts 
Which has nothing to do with witchcraft by the way, Samhain (the original name for Halloween) is the Celtic new year when the veils between ours and spirit world are very thing, making it easier to do any kind of energy work. Sorry, getting carried away. The flying carpet must have got me going. I always liked Aladdin :) |
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You get this type of messages too? Often very young guys from India. Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Would this be their dream scenario: Man: Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Crystal: Sounds good, when can we meet? Man: How bout dinner tonight? Crystal: Great! I know this really cool place! Man hops on flying carpet to travel 6400 KM to Europe (4000 M). Over Iran his carpet runs out of fuel, plummets down, falls through the roof of a mosque during morning prayer. Thank god, oops, thank Allah, his carpet is facing east and he has no choice but to join the prayers and convert to Islam. As soon as he can, he gets his @ss out of there. Unfortunately a similar thing happens over Slovakia and a bunch of vampires nearly sux the life out of him! He finally makes it to Amsterdam in one piece, chuffed he survived the mosque, the vampires and then … there's me. About to pull the carpet, err... rug from under his feet. Message to all boys from India: Just p*ss off on your carpet, I eat 19-24 yr olds for breakfast! Well really! I'm truly very sweet and kind, but it's almost Halloween, what do you expect?
Crystal!!! You fest on them boys and then make excuses??? Oh maaaaan!! |
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You get this type of messages too? Often very young guys from India. Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Would this be their dream scenario: Man: Hi, I really like you, can we get in touch, we can have a lot of fun together Crystal: Sounds good, when can we meet? Man: How bout dinner tonight? Crystal: Great! I know this really cool place! Man hops on flying carpet to travel 6400 KM to Europe (4000 M). Over Iran his carpet runs out of fuel, plummets down, falls through the roof of a mosque during morning prayer. Thank god, oops, thank Allah, his carpet is facing east and he has no choice but to join the prayers and convert to Islam. As soon as he can, he gets his @ss out of there. Unfortunately a similar thing happens over Slovakia and a bunch of vampires nearly sux the life out of him! He finally makes it to Amsterdam in one piece, chuffed he survived the mosque, the vampires and then … there's me. About to pull the carpet, err... rug from under his feet. Message to all boys from India: Just p*ss off on your carpet, I eat 19-24 yr olds for breakfast! Well really! I'm truly very sweet and kind, but it's almost Halloween, what do you expect?
Crystal!!! You fest on them boys and then make excuses??? Oh maaaaan!! If you want I could make a crunchier ending to the story 
Writing has always been one of my fave things in life |
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Thank god, oops, thank Allah, his carpet is facing east and he has no choice but to join the prayers Muslims all around the world pray towards Mecca-Saudi Arabia , and when in Iran ,prayer carpets should face southern west in prayers ... your crystal ball didn't tell you the truth this time 
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Thank god, oops, thank Allah, his carpet is facing east and he has no choice but to join the prayers Muslims all around the world pray towards Mecca-Saudi Arabia , and when in Iran ,prayer carpets should face southern west in prayers ... your crystal ball didn't tell you the truth this time
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Crystal u reali bliv doz halloween stuffs..spirit wrld,veil etc?
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Crystal u reali bliv doz halloween stuffs..spirit wrld,veil etc? Don't you believe there's more than the eyezzz can see and the ears can hear? As for Halloween, that's just a party thing nowadays. I was talking about Samhain. |
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More times than I can keep track of. Yeah.
. I just block em. I normally see it coming. And how ARE they gonna afford to ship themselves back and forth to see me? My ***. They'd have to be filthy rich for a start. Don't expect me to supply you with everything you need, scammers out there. I'm not your mother.
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I ignore those type of mails. I also decline their friend requests and block them if possible. I've found a way around it, my mail settings are restricted to anyone within 150 miles of me, so that leaves them high and dry.
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Also, this post is awesome, flying carpets indeed!
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Also, this post is awesome, flying carpets indeed!
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I think he would've been shot down by an f 15 B.v.r.(Beyond visual range)at some point in his flight to Holland.
Then the disappointment of having to be a citizen to smoke refer woulda probably been a buzz kill too.
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