Topic: Sausage Fest!
Jtevans's photo
Fri 09/06/13 06:05 AM

How come no one has ever held a festival celebrating my sausage?



i once thought a group of women got together to celebrate mine but it turned out they all wanted to chop it off ohwell

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:03 AM


How come no one has ever held a festival celebrating my sausage?



i once thought a group of women got together to celebrate mine but it turned out they all wanted to chop it off ohwell

Don't tell me: a gathering of the Witches of Eastwick? Charlie's Hell's Angels? Or simply Revenge of the Exes?

KinBarrie's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:19 AM
I thought it was going to be about Oktoberfest, bratwurst
and all that.

Looks like I was wrong.ohwell laugh

unsure's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:23 AM

I thought it was going to be about Oktoberfest, bratwurst
and all that.

Looks like I was wrong.ohwell laugh

LOL well you were thinking a long those lines!
It is about that time so you had your mind in the right place.
I of course will not say what I was thinking when I clicked it!!
I plead the 5th!!:smile:

KinBarrie's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:27 AM
Oh I got the idea real quickly when I read the OP's
post!

If one man thinks realistically that he's going
to have "women" not a "woman" celebrate his
sausage, he's going to be hard pressed.laugh

unsure's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:31 AM
laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:41 AM
I hear the "my ding-a-ling" song playing when i come in here...
:laughing:

KinBarrie's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:42 AM

Oh I got the idea real quickly when I read the OP's
post!

If one man thinks realistically that he's going
to have "women" not a "woman" celebrate his
sausage, he's going to be hard pressed.laugh


Ok, maybe some men have gotten lucky, like in
the porn industry. In the real world though,
few and far between.grumble laugh

BrianLovesGuitar's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:43 AM

I thought it was going to be about Oktoberfest, bratwurst
and all that.

Looks like I was wrong.ohwell laugh


Sausages and beer!!

Now were talkin' :banana:

KinBarrie's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:45 AM

I hear the "my ding-a-ling" song playing when i come in here...
:laughing:


laugh

Hard to believe that was Chuck Berry's top hit.
He had a lot better songs than that one!ohwell

You know he wasn't singing about someone playing
with his GI Joe dolls.laugh

KinBarrie's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:46 AM


I thought it was going to be about Oktoberfest, bratwurst
and all that.

Looks like I was wrong.ohwell laugh


Sausages and beer!!

Now were talkin' :banana:



:thumbsup:

no photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:47 AM
biggrin

KinBarrie's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:50 AM
Edited by KinBarrie on Fri 09/06/13 07:52 AM

biggrin



drinks

My 700th post and as drunk as ****.

What could be better laugh

unsure's photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:55 AM
OMG KIK, only you!! That was to cute!!
Umm I am going to sneak out real slow why no one is looking!
blushing

no photo
Fri 09/06/13 07:58 AM

OMG KIK, only you!! That was to cute!!
Umm I am going to sneak out real slow why no one is looking!
blushing


flowers

Jtevans's photo
Fri 09/06/13 08:20 AM



How come no one has ever held a festival celebrating my sausage?



i once thought a group of women got together to celebrate mine but it turned out they all wanted to chop it off ohwell

Don't tell me: a gathering of the Witches of Eastwick? Charlie's Hell's Angels? Or simply Revenge of the Exes?


more of a Revenge of the One Night Stands....

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 09/06/13 10:01 AM

How come no one has ever held a festival celebrating my sausage?


Maybe you should go to Octoberfest.

no photo
Fri 09/06/13 11:27 AM


How come no one has ever held a festival celebrating my sausage?


Maybe you should go to Octoberfest.


Beer and wors.......
Yay!!

Oh wait,
Where am i??
Sausage celebrations??
Omg!!!

KinBarrie's photo
Fri 09/06/13 03:30 PM


How come no one has ever held a festival celebrating my sausage?


Maybe you should go to Octoberfest.


I'd thought about it, but all they would be celebrating
are those round, fried pork thingys.laugh

msmyka's photo
Fri 09/06/13 03:34 PM
There's women folk here... just don't expect them to be in your area LOL