In case you've been living in a cave the past 24 hours, apparently Miley Cyrus acted like a whore on MTV last night. Even though this happens every year at the MTV awards, apparently she out-whored Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Britney Spears. I don't know how, but she was able to pull it off. Not only did this event dominate all media this morning, but apparently it broke Twitter world records as well.

By the way, we're probably going to bomb Syria over false WMD claims, and don't watch Russia Today or the Ron Paul Channel, You might get exposed to "propaganda."

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oBummerbots aren't allowed to speak up agin de massah!