We are known as a peacefull people, therfore we have no problems at all with other nations !
Its very unlikely for us to have terrorist attacks,compared to other countries, for ex America, all because we are friendly , we are also educated , we dont call terrorists "terrorists", we call them, "people that blow up to easily" !
We have Cristiano Ronaldo, and as hard as it seems to belive, terrorists love Cristiano Ronaldo, there is a picture of him in every terrorist house !
Its very unlikely for us to have bombs planted on train stations, or subways, all because the railway companies are always on strike !
We have our own problems, and the terrorists would never attack us do to the fact that they have enough problems themselves and they dont wanna get even more problems by messing with us !
If for instance , a terrorist would try to detonate a bomb somewhere in Portugal, using his phone all he would see would be a msg on the screen saying:" your balance doesnt allow you to make this phonecall"

This is in the jokes and funny stories category because?????

did i hit you somewhere ??