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Topic: Captain Gay blocker
frany39 Joined Mon 08/19/13 Posts: 20	Fri 08/23/13 03:55 PM Edited by frany39 on Fri 08/23/13 03:57 PM
Recently i have joined a adult site, wich i will not say the name, but the main objective was to meet someone for some passionable hot summer nigth action... There were a lots of good looking girls on that site, waving for a go, and you could do caming as well, and do naugthy stuff too ! Anyway, after one month i gave up, sadly, but gave up, because the gay army was consistantly attacking me with dirty proposals ! Here some of the results: ." boy, i would love to do some licky licky on you" My answer: ." I wouldnt mind.... if you were a girl" ." mmhhhh, i would love to caress your six pack" My answer: ." Its not a six pack, its beer stomach" ."Are you bi ??" My answer: ." No, im portuguese" ." I would love to massage you" My answer: ."Oh i would love to see you massaging me after i cut your wrists" ." are you bisexual??" My answer: ."No, im bi Asda" ."We could meet and do some ding dong action" My answer: ."Yes we could, i could make ding dong with you... with a baseball bat" An finaly the ultimate: ." I would love to feel you inside me" ( a guy from northampton) My answer: ." Oy yeah, you would feel something, but wouldnt be me, it would be my dog.. So there it is, boys and girls, if you seek the unknown on the internet, and you feel crazy **** coming towards you, you can always call me, CAAAPTAIN GAY BLOCKER !

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Fri 08/23/13 03:59 PM
Wow, you are Captain BuzzKill LOL

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Fri 08/23/13 04:00 PM Edited by Ouizee on Fri 08/23/13 04:12 PM
Soooo... are you gay? Just joking!!!

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Fri 08/23/13 04:07 PM
hehehe i bet i probably know the site you are talking about ... No moderators and the Admin is cuckoo... You will have a much better time in here if you just let it go and make some real friends Best of luck to you ! KiK

fence1983 Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 16	Fri 08/23/13 04:07 PM
i thought the "bi Asda" response was funny... That alone justifies your presence on that 'undeclared' site, so you could relay it to us

frany39 Joined Mon 08/19/13 Posts: 20	Fri 08/23/13 06:49 PM
God no, i dont have nothing against gays, as long they dont cross my path.. then il have something against them..( double barrel shotgun)

frany39 Joined Mon 08/19/13 Posts: 20	Fri 08/23/13 06:51 PM
i thought the "bi Asda" response was funny... That alone justifies your presence on that 'undeclared' site, so you could relay it to us dont go there my friend, its bad stuff, honest...

frany39 Joined Mon 08/19/13 Posts: 20	Fri 08/23/13 06:53 PM
hehehe i bet i probably know the site you are talking about ... No moderators and the Admin is cuckoo... You will have a much better time in here if you just let it go and make some real friends Best of luck to you ! KiK And there is no refund,

frany39 Joined Mon 08/19/13 Posts: 20	Fri 08/23/13 06:57 PM
Wow, you are Captain BuzzKill LOL Lucky them im not Chuck Norris..

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Sat 08/24/13 02:26 AM
Homophobic much, Im not gay, but I still go to gay bars with my gf......a simple "sorry im not interested in men" seems to work just fine.....of course I wait until after iget my free drink lol

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Sat 08/24/13 05:59 AM Edited by 2KidsMom on Sat 08/24/13 06:25 AM
Homophobic much, Im not gay, but I still go to gay bars with my gf......a simple "sorry im not interested in men" seems to work just fine.....of course I wait until after iget my free drink lol You and your girl..sound cool as shiiit

lordthur Joined Mon 10/07/13 Posts: 1469	Mon 12/23/13 03:30 PM
Wow, you are Captain BuzzKill LOL Lucky them im not Chuck Norris.. ...yea you would have showed them your fist of fury I guess....lmao