WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary The husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting
You a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.'

'Yeah,' she replies, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' '


WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said,
'This will make you happy tonight.'
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.

I don't know how i missed the rest of these yesterday
Great jokes Ouizee !
Laughter is always good medicine ...
THANKS for sharing !

I was sincerely hoping it wasn't just me and my perverse sense of humor!!!

Lol zee