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Topic: Tribute to Ladies over 50
mowildflower Joined Tue 07/27/10 Posts: 892	Sun 07/21/13 10:28 AM Edited by mowildflower on Sun 07/21/13 10:30 AM
WOMEN OVER 50 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) Andy Rooney made the following statement: As I grow in age I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you, now days 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! I posted this on another thread but decided it needed to be posted here. To you ladies over fifty be proud of who you have become.

Movie07 Joined Wed 03/18/09 Posts: 710	Sun 07/21/13 10:40 AM
Very well put on older Women

Terriann1 Joined Tue 07/02/13 Posts: 89	Mon 07/22/13 05:50 AM
WOMEN OVER 50 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) Andy Rooney made the following statement: As I grow in age I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you, now days 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! I posted this on another thread but decided it needed to be posted here. To you ladies over fifty be proud of who you have become. Couldn't of said it better. Yeah for women over 50 who dont want or need drama! smile:

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Mon 07/22/13 08:59 AM
To funny and well said

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Mon 07/22/13 09:03 AM
Andy is hilarious.. ()and right!)

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Tue 07/30/13 05:30 PM Edited by navygirl on Tue 07/30/13 05:31 PM
I like this. Thanks for putting a smile on this old woman's face.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Tue 07/30/13 05:44 PM Edited by tazzops on Tue 07/30/13 05:45 PM


mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Wed 08/14/13 08:26 PM
Thanks for the post, mowildflower. Andy Rooney was a very smart man. About buying an entire pig for a little sausage... girl, that was hilarious!!!

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Wed 08/14/13 08:36 PM
Wow! I love Andy Rooney and how that man thinks! You have made my day, for sure! Who the hellll wants drama at our age? I sure don't have the time nor the patience for drama! Mo, that was an awesome post and I thank you for your thoughtfulness in sharing it with us older women!

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Wed 08/14/13 08:37 PM
Thanks for the post, mowildflower. Andy Rooney was a very smart man. About buying an entire pig for a little sausage... girl, that was hilarious!!! And welcome to Mingle2 mzrosie!

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Thu 08/15/13 04:16 AM
Thanks for the post, mowildflower. Andy Rooney was a very smart man. About buying an entire pig for a little sausage... girl, that was hilarious!!! Someone who is actually close to me..! WELCOME!!

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Thu 08/15/13 04:50 PM
Thanks for the post, mowildflower. Andy Rooney was a very smart man. About buying an entire pig for a little sausage... girl, that was hilarious!!! And welcome to Mingle2 mzrosie! Thank you for the warm welcome, Ouizee. I think I'm gonna like it here. From your username, I thought you were from Australia. So nice to meet a fellow Canadian. Cheers!

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Thu 08/15/13 04:55 PM
Thanks for the post, mowildflower. Andy Rooney was a very smart man. About buying an entire pig for a little sausage... girl, that was hilarious!!! Someone who is actually close to me..! WELCOME!! Hi jagbird, so nice to meet a fellow Torontonian here on Mingle2. What are the odds? I'm liking it here already. From your username, do you have a Jaguar? No? oh, too bad. Just kiddin'

cutehotjanet Joined Sat 06/15/13 Posts: 15	Thu 08/22/13 12:50 AM
I am 66, and loving it. I get a lot of attention from younger men all the time.

Janeymay55 Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 1	Fri 11/22/13 04:33 AM
This one made my day! Thank you!

Southernldy Joined Sat 06/29/13 Posts: 3	Sat 11/23/13 05:57 AM
Thank you brighten my day well said.

Kandy4321 Joined Mon 12/30/13 Posts: 120	Mon 01/13/14 02:02 PM
Fantastic, made me laugh, God bless Andy

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Mon 03/10/14 04:23 PM
WOMEN OVER 50 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) Andy Rooney made the following statement: As I grow in age I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you, now days 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! I posted this on another thread but decided it needed to be posted here. To you ladies over fifty be proud of who you have become. This is so perfect!! Love Andy Rooney!!

pzehnder Joined Thu 03/06/14 Posts: 1	Mon 03/10/14 08:11 PM
yeqa women over fifty deserve everything they get

looking6034 Joined Thu 01/17/13 Posts: 4	Wed 03/19/14 04:29 PM
That was a good read. Laughing still. Young men dont do a thing for me. I raised my kids once not again.