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The difference between death & taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time congress meets."
Will Rogers |
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A man who lies to himself, and believes his own lies, becomes unable to recognize truth, either in himself or in anyone else." Fyodor Dostoevsky
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"Life is lived forward but understood backward."
- Soren Kierkegaard "Failure is the best teacher" |
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"There is no shoula coulda woulda... if you shoulda, and you coulda ...you woulda."
-Pat Riley |
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“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
― Rumi |
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“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.” ― Rumi |
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Times of no money and plenty of dope is much better than times of plenty of money and no dope. Cheech and Chong Actually that's a paraphrase from the comic strip "The Freak Brothers." Done in the late 60's early 70s. It was kind of hazzy so I guessed. I read all their cartoons. Hey, I found it!!! |
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"I drank what?!"
- Socrates |
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-There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. .
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Beauty may only be skin deep
But UGLY is to the bone... |
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Variety is the spice of life, and he who controls the spice, controls the universe.
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Edited by
Ouizee
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Wed 08/14/13 08:32 AM
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Man who go to bed with itchy bummm wake up with smelly finger.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. |
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Edited by
Ouizee
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Wed 08/14/13 02:12 PM
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms. |
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I can see lights in the distance trembling in the dark cloak of night.
Candles and lanterns are dancing,dancing a waltz on All Souls Night. |
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Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
Never raise hands to angry child - it leave groin exposed |
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Passionate kiss like spider’s web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
To prevent hangover stay drunk. |
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Woman who wear G-string high on crack.
War does not determine who is right - war determine who is left. |
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Great Friendship is about two main things:
>First, is to find out the similarities. >And second, is to respect the differences. |
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"The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do." -Anonymous.
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Raplh Waldo Emerson
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