It seems like always..your a great guy,good friend,but.......

(( Husband Mart ))laughing

Husband mart has 5 floors and the only rule
is, once the woman go up a floor, she can't go back down.

so((( cindi )))&((( 2KM))) get to the first foor and the host says
" these men are good looking & have jobs"

so 2k says to cindi "got my guy beat already! well lets see what's on the second floor.
these guy are good looking with jobs & like to help out with the housework

so the lady's look at each other and smile, agree, and head up to the third floor.
Welcome to the third floor, these guys are good looking have good jobs,
like to help out with the house work and like kids.

the girls are all excited and once again agree that they want to see what's on the
fouth floor.

welcome to the fouth floor, these men are good looking have good jobs, like to help with housework,
love kids, smart,well endowed & are great lovers!

so Cindi & 2KM are just blown away, these guy got it going on, after the excitement
settled in and the novelty started to wear off, after minutes of looking and talking,
as they watched woman bellow in the elevators ahead and decided, WE GOT TO SEE!
as the two bubbly girls jumped in the elevator and headed up.

they are immediately Greeted with an smart sign that said:


You are customers ...5, 749, 827 & 28 This floor exists solely for the purpose,
to prove "Woman just can't be pleased"...Thank You for shopping at Husband Mart
& have a nice day.
please exit down the narrow outer stairwaywaving wink


That's Hilarious!!

A couple of bad breaks. Nothing I can't handle.

Also waiting for the right woman to come along.

If I have to elaborate. Sigh!

Back injury I'm just getting over.
With the help of a therapist and
some exercises, I'm pain free most
of the time now.

I had two concussions. One when I was five.

I am single because after a marriage, divorce, couple of LTR and moving to Bristol , where I don't know many people apart from at work, I am not quite sure how to approach a man I guess.
I am very confident at work, it's the nature of my job, but at home and away from work, I don't know anyone enough to go out and socialise with them, and I am not confident enough ever to approach a guy and ask him out.So I go to work, come home, don't have a social life and that's why I am single I suppose......
Jo xxx

Im picky. Having to be a single mother for so long, makes me less desperate to just be in a relationship for relationship sake. Ive been forced into realizing life can go on alone(with no intimate relationship)

five things (outside of some physically attractive attributes) that I HAVE to have in a mate

someone who loves and respects God

someone who loves children

someone who is NOT the 'outdoors' type,,lol

someone with intelligence

someone with wit


I have yet to meet someone with all five qualities,,,so, Im still single

ive been single cuz girls use me cuz im too nice .... Wut can i do to change that

Because I am to sexy for my own good

because nobody can tolerate me except for my friends and my BFF lol

lmaoooo you go waterbearer

It makes you wonder.you see people who abuse,cheat,or just plain show no concern for others yet they always seem to be in a relationship.yet us who are kind ,caring,just a nice person seem to struggle to find someone

sometimes I feel like an agony aunt column. But I kinda like it. lol. That's easy enough. Just stop being so nice, to an extent. There's different levels of niceness. Maybe you're too busy being a ten on the nice-o-meter. So you could try turning it down a notch, and maybe try being a nine, or an eight. lol. By all means be friendly and caring, but not so much that people treat you like someone to be toyed with ;)

I love having my huge bed all to myself....lol

it kinda reminds me the guy that goes with a girl into the woods at nigth, and sudenly the girl says: "Its a bit dark in here, im nervous"
The guy then says: " dont worry, its not for long"..
Further ahead she says:"Now is realy dark, im scared"
The guy then says:" it souldnt take long"
One mile ahead she says: " Now is dark like hell, im freakin scared"
The guy looses his patience, shoots the girl, and then says:" freakin scared uhh, how bout me, now i have to go home alone" !!

Still this

Why am I single

Why am I single

I'm old and not wealthy.

I'm Single By Choice 2Yrs Now. I'm Not Changing It Either :)

There are many reasons why I'm single the most important one is a lack of a significant other.

I am single cause i don't need a perfect lady and all the ladies i came across seem to be perfect and too smart for my liking. Though i am ready to mingle only if you are not perfect.